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goonarms 02-07-2008 12:45 AM

Do you like a squirter?
 
I just get hella turned on by watching a woman squirt... That intense of an orgasim is impressive.. i was just wondering if anybody else has love for the squirt!

lewdown 02-07-2008 03:13 AM

Had Seen it Before, but experiencing it is a whole other thing
 
I had seen it in vids all the time and thought it was pretty hot. I figured there was probably some trick photography or other production nonsense going on. But then a few years back, I hooked up with this girl that would get ridiculously wet when she was fingered to the point it would leave the bed soaking, and thought maybe there was something to it.
Last year, I hooked up with a girl who was a true, honest to god squirter. Holy shit, it was amazing. She had told me she squirted, so I figured it was like the previous one, just really wet. No, this was squirting. It was most noticable when she was on her back and I was fucking her from the edge of the bed. She also completely wet the sheets when she was riding me in the cowgirl position, to the point where the sheets, mattress cover and mattress were soaked in about a 2 foot by 2 foot area. I will say though, that if you are with a squirter, make sure she tells you when she is going to cum if you are going down on her, especially if you are 69ing and she is on top. That was a surprising mouthful of hot wet liquid. Good times though...

DSF Guest 8 02-07-2008 08:04 AM

Not into the squirting at all. If I want a fucking shower I will take one on Saturday! hehehe fucking shower hehehehe Get it? Anywhoo... I do like a girl who is really wet. I had one who would drip when she got excited and that was pretty cool!

Randal Graves 02-07-2008 06:42 PM

Not a fan. I find it a little disgusting. I don't want any body fluids being sprayed around.

Carlito's way 03-04-2008 03:00 PM

I want a girl that does it just out of curiosity!!

Does it smell? Does it taste bad?

tell us!

dude 03-04-2008 04:02 PM

I've got like the opposite problem. I think it's cause I'm skinny, but I still have a gut. apparently that doesn't turn girls on?

Public_Enemy_#1 03-04-2008 04:50 PM

fuck Yes!!!!!








what? you don't?

Shasturbator 03-05-2008 04:07 PM

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only dated one chick who "squirted" it was kinda like she pissed the bed....

sportster 03-06-2008 05:27 PM

Had a couple girls that squirted. It made for great hotel sex, but I didn't care for the cleanup in my own bed.

Wookin Pa Nub 03-11-2008 01:16 AM

never had one that did so i dont no. wish i did cuz it looks fun

Clancy 03-16-2008 10:27 PM

I was a bit put-off by it at first, but I grew to love it (except for the fucked up bed afterwards - need a couple of towels under you.) I'm convinced most woman can squirt, they are just too uptight to let themselves. To the woman, it almost feels like she's peeing the first time - but it's not pee. (In the vids - if she pulses, it's real, if it's a steady stream, it might be real if she's cynthria, but otherwise probably fake (pee))..

The trick to getting a woman to squirt is simple. First she has to be comfortable with her body and willing to explore. Start slow, get her off maybe once with oral to start. Once your inside, again slow. Get her to pop again, and then start hitting the g spot. Once you get her cumming with a g-spot orgasm, keep it going - just hammer away - make her orgasm last forever. Rinse, repeat.

satan666 03-17-2008 09:23 AM

I found this in the porn section of our forum. Its worth the viewing

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RvP 04-04-2008 08:51 AM

you know, im always a little wary about this, has got piss in it, see i dont mind to get a mouth full of pussy juice, but if that shits got any piss in it, thats me out the game, but when i find a good squirting porno i seem to watch it more than others so i guess im into it

TylerB 04-04-2008 10:19 AM

I love it. I see a girl on a semi-regular basis that does, and it's great.

For the guys being uptight with the 'it sprays everywhere, what if it smells, what if there is pee...' I hope you never get another blowjob in your lives. There is piss in your cum, and you seem to be all for her drinking it. there is residual piss in her pussy, you don't mind fooling around with that, and anal? C'mon, grow a pair and get a chick off like a real man.

RvP 04-04-2008 01:15 PM

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what im saying is it like medically not actual piss but a totally different kind of fluid? because like if its piss i dont want no slut pissing herself in my bed.
actual female cum? no worries with that, get me a pint of it

tuninyabum 04-22-2008 07:17 AM

It's hawt imo.

kt2008 04-22-2008 04:26 PM

GF does it all the time,sometimes across the fuckin room.Little advice though if you get a squirter make sure you keep her on her own side of the bed, that's one wet spot you don't wanna sleep on

scampr 05-01-2008 02:26 AM

not piss
 
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medically/chemically whatever you call it...it's very similar to your fluid (minus the babymakers) and just like you can't pee while orgasming, neither can she. I think the female gland that makes it is called the skenes gland.

Peter Darker 09-05-2009 02:32 PM

Every woman is capable of doing it, so it's always my goal during sex to make it happen. Seeing two girls right now that both do it. One basically just leaks it, while the other pushes me out with her vaginal muscles ans shoots like crazy.

You basically have to just keep applying pressure on the G-spot very quickly. Not a thrust so much as a rubbing motion. Like massaging it with your cock or fingers. Using the fingers work best if you insert two like Spider-Man shoots his webs. Putting your thumb on her pelvis to add pressure from the outside. Then an upward rub about an inch into the vagina.

If your having intercourse, its best to do it missionary while a pillow is under her ass. This will give you a better, upward angle to aim for the G-spot. Remember, more pressure than thrust.

ThatHaole 09-05-2009 02:40 PM

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Thanks Dr. Ruth.

tokerjoe 09-05-2009 05:37 PM

squirting is one of those things im convinced will never happen outside of a porno...sadly i have given up on the dream

MadamMeow 09-05-2009 09:16 PM

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Real girls can do it, they have to be comfortable enough to let go and get lost in it. ;)

FortySuz&Two 09-06-2009 08:45 PM

idk i'm sure it feels real good and all that but who wants to clean up the mess

bexxx 09-06-2009 09:46 PM

I love squirt it feels soo amazing, deff a plus in the love life and clean up isnt that bad

tlock 09-07-2009 12:57 PM

not interested

scampr 09-07-2009 04:29 PM

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that's what towels are for baby! if you're gonna try it, book a weekend at a hotel first if you're wondering how much you'll ejaculate.

Radiofloyd 09-08-2009 12:09 AM

I am a big fan. I have experienced it a few times in person. I must say that it is FUCKING AWESOME! I haven't done much with my life, but I am glad to say I can die saying "I've made a woman squirt." :D lol

ThatHaole 09-08-2009 12:18 AM

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fixed

Radiofloyd 09-08-2009 01:21 AM

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At first I was trying to see what you fixed, thinking it was an error in my grammar. Then I noticed it must have been a error in my phase of life I was talking about. Thank you for fixing that. You just reminded me of some fun times in prison!

defbug 09-08-2009 02:20 PM

You Bet Your Sweet Bippy I Do!!!

thermos 09-18-2009 10:26 AM

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lol @ you still being here.

I fucking LOVE squirters. Especially the way it sounds. That adorable, soft squishy sound - that only the finest set of ears can pick up....*sigh* it's too die for.

Predator24 09-18-2009 12:27 PM

I used to fuck a chick who was a great squirter so I had her fill 2 rocks glasses with it and we toasted each other with her vagina juice after we had sex everytime after that.

thermos 09-18-2009 12:32 PM

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*clink* here's to you, squirter!


but hey pred....that clinking of the glass, how did that crisp high note sound? Amazing, right?

Foetus 09-18-2009 01:05 PM

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lol.....funny shit.:)

Predator24 09-18-2009 01:24 PM

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The gargling with it sounded the best :)

thermos 09-18-2009 01:32 PM

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hahahahaha....oh man, hold on - my phone is ringing and I have this awesome new ring tone on my phone - it's so melodically arranged that I get a little precum every time it rings.

oh wait...what?

FUCK YOU BESTBUY! those fuckers were supposed to deliver my new state of the art home theater surround sound system today :mad:

I guess I'll have to wait *another* day to have my sonic senses overwhelmed? Waiting sucks SO much ass too....I mean, I have to listen to the groans and moans of the porn starlets in substandard quality? I can't even imagine if they make me wait a WEEK for this. Fuck you so much BestBuy.

Predator24 09-18-2009 05:18 PM

Are you high??? :confused:

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ssgtam07 10-11-2009 06:58 AM

I havent been blessed with a squirter yet

Kckrawford 01-20-2010 01:14 AM

I've never had a squirter. Although I hear it's great.

StorageBag 01-20-2010 03:03 AM

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It is! :D


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