Trade off for anal sex
 

Just curious...Guys, if you wanted anal sex from your girl and she was hesitant, would you let her fuck you in the ass with a strapon just to get it from her?

Girls, if you were hesitant but not totally against anal, would you do it if the guy took it with a strapon first?

i dont want to do that but i read an erotic story on a blog about it and thought it was funny.

Nah. I'm pretty homophobic and a control freak so letting someone stick something in my ass goes against both of those as far as I'm concerned.

ya i probably wouldn't let the go down...

the only things that I will EVER insert in my body are food and beer through the mouth and air through my nose, the ONLY exceptions would be a Q-tip in my ear, and a pinky up the nose (for obvious reasons) all other regions of my body are EXIT ONLY.......although there was that one rude doctor.......asshole

A friend of a friend told me a story one time about how her boyfriend wanted anal and she wasn't going to give it up unless he got fucked in the ass first... So She timed how long it took him to blow it during sex and subtracted some and then she got to fuck him in the ass with a leg of a table for i think like 8 minutes or something. So then when it was his turn to fuck her in the ass she could only take it for like 20 seconds or something and she made him stop.. pretty damn cheap i say...

you got some wierd friends man......just wierd....

would she give me a reach around?

Fuck that shit. If I had a table leg in my ass for 8 minutes home girl would just have to get used to it because I would be deep in that until I blew my load.

are you kidding me? A table leg??

wouldnt that be about the size of a baseball bat?

thats just insane talk no matter what size it was tho

I don't think it was a huge table leg... It had to be roughly the same size as his penis is i think

Imagine the potential for splinters. Ouch.

fuck the splinters, imagine the relationship ending badly and you becoming known as the guy who had a table leg shoved up his ass!!!

I'm pretty sure the relationship lasted like a whopping couple days afterwards

Table Leg?!?!?!
 

8 minutes with a table leg up your ass is about 8 fucking minutes to long!

i agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I'm a girl, and I don't mind anal sometimes. I like that it hurts. My boyfriend won't even let me TALK about penetrating him though...So, so much for the trade off.

That's the way things should be IMO. :)

Abso-fucking-lutely

Same offer
 

I got my wife once, but she was drunk and didn't remember it. So everytime I ask her to try it she says that she will if I let her stick a dildo in me. I have thought about it for like .05 seconds. I will just wait until I can get her drunk again.

Some girls like it to hurt, but a good hurt like hair pulling and slapping and shit but I've been told and seen that when a dick goes in to far... not a good hurt

Once someone has shoved a table leg up your ass, could anything ever be the same again? You could never win a fight again...EVER. You could never leave her ever. Couldn't you just see some chick giving you this "If you ever cheat on me or leave me I'm telling your mom you let me shove a table leg up your ass?"

I'm intrigued though. Did he turn the table over and mount it or was it one of those screw off table legs? Cold you EVER eat dinner at that table again. "Honey, this steak is a little over cooked" She replies "oh yeah, well how about we unscrew you favorite leg down there and let me shove it AND your over cooked steak up your ass!"

However, if my girl wanted to fuck me in the ass so I could return the favor, sure why not, it's not like she has a beard. It has to be one of those tiny little dildos though, not some giiant horse cock dildo or something. And definitely NO TABLE LEGS!

ROFLMAO! Funny because it's true.

I dont see how getting fucked in the ass for the same favor in return makes any sense. It's not like girls make us blow a dildo before they go down on us. We dont get penetrated, so therefor we shouldnt be to barter with you. Girls like penetration, and some men want variety. Most of them who do it once, probably wont ask for it again. So girls just need to bite the fucking bullet, get it over with and be on their merry way.

all girls need dicks in thier asses FACT



thats REAL TALK!

Table Leg...
 

I got to chime in on this. My wife is tiny. I have tried and tried. She has never asked to shove something in my ass in return.. I would have to believe you are giving off that "vibe" if she is asking to shove of all things a TABLE LEG!!!! up your ass. Have her talk to a psychiatrist A Male Psychiatrist. He will set her straight.

I know this is reversed from the subject here, but that does not look like a bat to me.......