2012...End of the world?!?!?
 

So I guess 2012 is the new thing for doomsday people. According to these people, the world will end in 2012.

"The Mayans knew that our Sun, or Kinich-Ahau, every so often synchronized with the enormous central galaxy. And from this central galaxy received a 'spark' of light which causes the Sun to shine more intensely producing what our scientists call 'solar flares' as well as changes in the Sun's magnetic field. The Mayans say that this happens every 5,125 years. But also that this causes a displacement in the earths rotation, and because of this movement great catastrophes would be produced.

The Mayans believed the universal processes, like the 'breathing' of the galaxy, are cycles that never change. What changes is the consciousness of man that passes through it. Always in a process toward more perfection. Based on their observations, the Mayans predicted that from the initial date of the start of their civilization, 4 Ahau, 8 Cumku which is 3113 B.C., after one cycle being completed 5,125 years in their future, December 21st, 2012. The Sun, having received a powerful ray of synchronizing light from the center of the galaxy, would change its polarity which would produce a great cosmic event that would propel human kind to be ready to cross into a new era, The Golden Age. It is after this, that the Mayans say we will be ready to go through the door that was left by them, transforming our civilization based on fear to a vibration much higher in harmony."

What do you guys think?

I say its fucking retarded. The end of their world ended when the white man came over. They thought Europeans were centaurs and shit, half man and half horse. If that sounds like people that you would take universal advice, then I don't know what to tell you. Just like that ass hole Nostradamus, its all just mysticism.

not buying this...

No, it goes something like this, no date given though

Rev.8
[1] And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.
[2] And I saw the seven angels which stood before God; and to them were given seven trumpets.
[3] And another angel came and stood at the altar, having a golden censer; and there was given unto him much incense, that he should offer it with the prayers of all saints upon the golden altar which was before the throne.
[4] And the smoke of the incense, which came with the prayers of the saints, ascended up before God out of the angel's hand.
[5] And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.
[6] And the seven angels which had the seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound.
[7] The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.
[8] And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;
[9] And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.
[10] And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;
[11] And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.
[12] And the fourth angel sounded, and the third part of the sun was smitten, and the third part of the moon, and the third part of the stars; so as the third part of them was darkened, and the day shone not for a third part of it, and the night likewise.
[13] And I beheld, and heard an angel flying through the midst of heaven, saying with a loud voice, Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth by reason of the other voices of the trumpet of the three angels, which are yet to sound!

Wow wasn't the world supposed to end in the year 2000 and every 20 years before that, I swear there's always some religious nut job saying the world is going to end. And come on the fucking Mayans, Dear lord didn't they believed the world was flat back then. I'm going to sit there on that date with my shotgun and a 12 pack and shoot at the sun, to warn it not to fuck with mother earth.

There's always someone coming up with some crap about when the world will end and how they read into an old prosthesis and make it work for today. Well it can't end there either ,it's supposed to end when Jesus comes back to judges us all right, or is it when Scientology nut job Tom Cruise becomes a 100 ft tall alien and using his theaten powers to kill us all. Or maybe its when the plague comes and ravages the earth, WTF people how can people believe all of this Fictional bullshit, Aren't human beings smarter than this or do we actually believe stories and writing from people who sacrificed people and witch hunted people if the could float, come on if you believe all that crap go ahead and blow your brains out because your fucking retarded, Or keep living in that wonderful world called imagination land.

Well normally I would call bullshit in one second. I am not saying I believe this, but I have been to Mexico, and toured/climbed the pyramids that they built. They were HUGE into astronomy, and there were 365 steps on their pyramid, to represent a calendar year. On the days when the seasons change, The sunlight light the structure so that it appeared as though a snake (their fertility god) was returning to the Earth. To me this is was nuts, and they had practically no technology, yet used buildings and holes in ceilings to study the astros. The perfected a calendar thousands of years ago with no technology, and we still use it. I place some faith in their words, but still think the world will be here on Dec. 22 2012.

I spent a large part of my childhood touring the mayan ruins. If they said an asteroid was going to hit or something along those lines I'd be all about it. But the translation is vague and the codecs for translation are down to only 3 books. Plus these guys thought their gods were underground, everyone knows god lives above :p

fuck you all. i'm planning for the end on December 21, 2012. gonna max out all my credit cards, quit my job and fuck bleachers mom.

Fuck. You must really think the end is coming! :eek:

hey tramp stamped dick swallower, you realize my mother is a woman right? that is right, an atomic fuck you...get the symbolism or did it go over your head and down your back like your date's load last night?

put the above queer's dick in you mouth, then shut the fuck up

Wasn't The text incredibly hard to translate and written in verse just like Nostradamus? Because its hard to translate and written in verse it can be made to say all sort of things as certain words need to be guessed as no direct translation exists.

If anyone has ever seen Zeitgeist I sort of buy the whole new age coming thing. As in it wont be the end of the world, its just the end of an age as Jesus who represents the age of Pisces (with things like giving everyone bread and fish, his meeting with 2 fisherman etc) moving on to...I think its Aquarius or something. The dude pouring the pale of water.

More and more people are losing faith every day which kind of represents the end of Jesus, plus the big wars and everything going on reeks of desperation from the remaining nuts to try and get their way. The one final struggle.

I could see the slate being wiped clean at some point soon, and it all beginning again. Then again, humans could well have a long way to go and make many more advances.

If you even look at some old sci-fi films or look at predictions for the end of last century that were created at the beginning, it goes to show how far off even the smartest people always are.

you should really take the advice I left for you, we both know it won't be the first time





Troup yes zeitgeist was insane, but I have to agree that the words are so open ended and leave room for so much meaning, that it can be interpreted anyway you wish, as others have stated above. I like your theory, but that is a prefect example of their point being illustrated.

they had pyramids and holes in celings we have 1500+ ft skyscrapers, supercomputers and the hubble space telescope so i feel pretty safe that if modern technology hasnt found anything to say the world will end in 2012 it wont

Calm the fuck down. You have been here long enough to know everyone gets shitted on in this forum. I would also think in that time you would have seen that N2 will fuck, or try his damnedest, just about anyone/thing, young, old, male, or female. Your mom falls into one of the before mentioned categories, so don't be surprised.

Lighten up, or GTFO! :D

you see, I got yo back! :D

I agree man, we can do that and blow up the world. But those guys who that sacrificed to a snake could determine the end of the world.

I figured it out! Maybe the Mayans could count any higher than that and decided, FUCK IT lets just say the world will ends a lot easier than going higher.

me like bacon.

Me and my morbid thoughts.

It would be a hell of a coincidence if a nuclear missile accidentally gets launched and causes a nuclear world war. I'd have to go take a shit on a temple for them not writing shit clearer.

Bacon
 

Send all your bacon to the Middle East and end this struggle.

i want to keep my bacon. send paris hilton instead.

kinda like all those books that were written in Aramaic!

wrong section for this thread, jay

Hell no send the fake bacon, We actually understand as Americans that bacon is awesome and we shouldn't waste it there and send the some tofu bacon.

Give the poor kid a rest already. He can't walk as it is!

I would like to say that after hearing stuff like this forever that I dont believe. However I grew up in a church hat constantly talked about revelations so its kind of been tatooed into my mind.

On top of that alot of other things also point to 2012 which is kind of weird.

My opinion is, if the world doesnt end in 2012, then all of that crap is out the window for me.

I call shenanigans on the 2012 stuff. And if you're sending bacon, make sure its that turkey bacon shit, that stuff blows.