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The other night I had the lonely bug so I went to this bar. I saw this beautiful girl there. I'm thinking, "She's alone, I'm alone. Why not annoy the shit out of her?" So I walk over, I'm walking, I'm wearing clogs. And I notice she has a black eye, she has a shiner. I'm thinking, "Great. She doesn't listen." So two McNuggets, three beers, and 50 dollars later we're back at my house doing it doggy style. Not that I planned on it, that’s just how she passed out. Thank you slow gas leak.
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. yuck :( heh, heh . . . got up Sunday morning and it's 32 degrees, nearly a 40 degree drop in one day. Fuckin' wild. |
Gonna be a low of 3F tomorrow night... this is the fucking south, who the hell turned on Minnesota weather?!?
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I just realized my Xmas wish of madam boobies was not delivered by Santa. After Xmas and nothing I waited for Hanukah thinking maybe then it would happen nope nothing. Then I figured maybe Kwanzaa nope nothing then. So fuck white Santa,fuck Jew Santa and fuck Black Santa. :cry
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