Plus he can't get worse... Amy Winehouse became famous for "Rehab", & was dead soon after.

Johnny started his pro career playing for the Browns, so things can only get better.

I think we all knew how this was going to happen.

And the hits keep coming...

Indians pitcher Danny Salazar accused of rape...
Browns GM embroiled in 'textgate'... could lose a first rounder on this one...
aaand apparently, The Browns WR coach was on the plane with Josh Gordon and the rest of the receiving corps when Josh was drinking shortly before his test.

Whoa. Just learned that Danny Salazar will NOT be charged for the allegation by the Prosecutor. It's breaking, no print story yet.

WTF?!? A different orange...

I hope they trade up for Jameis 'Rapey-Crablegs' Winston so the party keeps rollin'

i ALMOST feel sorry for Mega being born into this.

Not just a different orange but a more energetic orange and brown. You know, more hues of the same to continue to cover one's face in shame.

I can feel the new energy. Can't you?

New unis Apr. 1st. err 14th.

"Johnny Rehab" shirt in the local Sports Obsession store. Rumor has it he got out of there only recently... Hope it hasn't ruined his shot at playing in the pros.

On a side-note, guy that taught the Sophomore Gym class when I was a Freshman is retiring any day now as my alma mater's athletic director. Maybe they can get Lebron to take the job, since we know he's not busy being any good at playing himself.

The Browns hire Paul DePodesta from the NY Mets.

WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!



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