IRS would be all three dicks in the ass

Black dicks.


Unless it's the future.

Speaking of dicks, congrats 'tard.

Thanks Mrs. Frothy's mom :spin:

You never lack whit I must say. You are truly enjoyable I say in a semi straight way

Dear_______
Congratulations on ______. We know you've worked hard for this and wish you the best on your ongoing endeavors. (2 pats on shoulder) We know in the future you can accomplish (insert vague goal here) and will support you in reaching it.

Now as you can see I've got a ton of work so please close the door on your way out, and remember that this doesn't protect your status of termination should you screw up in the future.

(Lower eyes to desk and feign being busy till employee awkwardly leaves)

Congratulations to johnp3q!

You are now a members of the avatards! :luv

Johnp3q is yet another member who has climbed the mountains of avatardom the good ol' fashioned hard way...by sticking it out and commenting his way up the ranks. :cool:

He mainly hangs out in the celeb section and he has dibs on Kim Garner. He is also an ambitious fellow who I've tried to help gain lucretive careers as Lucy Aragon's crotch perfector, Sports Illustrated Illuminatior, and most recently Ashley Tisdale's sunburned ass aloe applicator.

Please pick out pics or gifs that you would like to use for your avys and pm them to me. I can resize both for you if needed, so no worries if you only have one of those monster sized pics. :)

Congrats again and glad to have you in the avytard club! :D :pinklips

WOOHOO



alot.

thanks, MM.

a lot.

Welcome - now continue with the fuckery!

Just like Partners in a Law Firm, there is a buy in.

When can we expect payment?

Congrats upon receipt of my cut.