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Eccles 01-27-2011 12:23 PM

Q. What's the difference between an
epileptic oyster shucker and a
prostitute with dysentery?

A One shucks between fits...

Beer 01-27-2011 12:31 PM

If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of johnson's no more tears, would it create beautiful irony?

Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.

Beer 01-27-2011 12:35 PM

What's the difference between a nipple and a cock? Nothing according to my new born son.

maxbailey 01-28-2011 04:54 AM

Elton John's changing his new son's diaper ,when he turns to his husband and says "He reminds me so much of you David" David replies "Is it cos of his cute little nose and cheeky little smile?". "No" says Elton "He's got shit on his dick..."

Eccles 02-03-2011 12:53 PM

I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.
I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

But she did.

MrGoutHimself 02-03-2011 02:05 PM

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Pred just came.

TheSNakE 02-03-2011 02:27 PM

What's brown and sticky?








A stick.

maxbailey 02-18-2011 04:34 AM

I took a woman home last night and ended up
falling asleep on the sofa.

I must have got our drinks mixed up.

Eccles 02-25-2011 09:59 AM

I have a new pick up line that works every time.

"Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion?
Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

Eccles 03-03-2011 08:28 PM

Statistics show that 1-in-20 of us live next door to a convicted paedo. Not me, though, I live next door to two stunning eight year-olds.


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