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I think my daughter might be a lesbian. It's either that or she just doen't find me very attractive :(
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Q: What's Brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre |
I beat my wife at poker last night. That'll teach her for taking my money.
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I added Princess Diana on Xbox Live yesterday. Don't think she has any games though, she's always on the dashboard.
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What's the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
One doesn't cry when you put your meat in it. |
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It's cruel that people make fun of the way Stephen Hawking talks. I use one of those voice boxes myself and can synthesize with him. |
My wife has finally convinced me to go to church with her after all these years. Well it is her funeral after all.
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I'm not saying your child is ugly..... I'm just saying you will never have to worry about pedophiles.
My girlfriend and I are having a communication problem. Every time I call, her husband answers the phone. |
Q: Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic,
transvestite? A: She just wanted to eat, drink and be Mary. |
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