I also added a "Low Stakes Lottery" (AKA "Poor Man's Lottery).

Tickets cost 5 credits. Jackpot is 500 credits and it is recurring so if nobody wins, it will rollover as well.
The drawing for this one is this Friday.

EDIT - i just found out that you can only have 15 tickets TOTAL. So if you plan on buying tickets to both lotteries make sure to divide up how many of each lottery you want.

Did you not see the smiley??? :rolleyes:

How does one wind up with Negative Credits??

saw that too and was a little confused :confused:

I've seen quite a few. Could be connected to inactivitey.

how the fuck didn't anyone win? isn't is just a name thing or is a ticket with one number you know like a fucking raffle,or is this like the fucking California lottery....and are you gonna screw the schools out of millions too.

I'm so angry I'm going next door and rape my neighbors rabbit.

Oh sure only allow me to get so many tickets, damn you! I'm trying to run a scam, I can win and then sell my winnings to a new fish for some sexual favors....lol

Man, you really need to stop hangin' with the inmate after work. Youse really startin' to tawk likes dem. :D

Don't badmouth the New England accent!!!

Yes, it is connected with inactivity for the most part that's why i disabled all of the Award Negation Multipliers... but the damage was done. A lot of our newer member were penalized up to 220 credits.

I went down the list and saw a lot of members with -220 credits so what i did was a mass credit upload to all new members so they should all be AT LEAST +80. Some will find they are much higher than that though, especially if they were already in the positive. Since you wont lose credits anymore those members should only see increases (unless they spend the credits, of course). :D

• Right now these are "lotteries" so if nobody hits the winning number the jackpot rolls over to the next lottery... until someone nails it. We could hypothetically sell 2,000 tickets and if nobody happened to pick the winning number it would roll over even though there are only 100 numbers to choose from.
  
  
• We DO have (and i will set up some) RAFFLES as well. The difference being that in a "raffle" someone will always win and your odds are dependent upon how many tickets are sold - i.e. if 4 tickets are sold you have a 1 in 4 (or 25%) chance of winning. If 100 tickets are sold and you only bought one, then you have a 1% chance of winning. In a raffle someone ALWAYS wins though.

Did that clear it up?

Have we established anything to spend them on yet, other than the Drunken Stepfather t-shirt and, I think, the arcde games?

I know there's the lottery but I find it kind of funny (both haha and odd) that one of the few things we can spend our credits on is a lottery for the chance to win more credits to spend on the lottery.

We are working on it.

Right now i have 5 software packages to give away... i will probably give 1 away in a raffle and then figure out a price for the others, still not sure yet though.

We will also have RS accounts for sale and Amazon gift certificates but that's all so far. Jesus and i are talking about how to price everything though. The last thing we want is to under/over price anything and then have to change prices later... that'll really piss ppl off so we are monitoring how quickly ppl accumulate credits.

We get free shit all the time from companies so we just need to start giving it away...

Look,
set up raffles but don't put "Max amounts of tickets" allowed to purchase.

Just trust the market to take care of it you fucking Canuck!!

Ok that's cool. I recall the RS accounts and Amazon gift certificates being mentioned earlier now

Well obviously...

You would never limit amount of tickets sold in a raffle, duh! :rolleyes: You want people people to buy as many as they want....

The worst possible scenario would be that we sell 1 solitary ticket and end up giving the prize away for the cost of one ticket.

....so just give the winner to me:rolleyes:

After these lotteries are drawn this Friday i will post the software available in the raffles... i just dont want too many things going on at once.

If the surgeon/hospital lets me keep it, can we auction my gall bladder off with a raffle on here?
-SRD

That would be awesome... we raffle it along with jay92388's other ball....

What, too soon? :confused: :D

Can we raffle off Pred?

Going to have to be a reverse raffle.

......Ugh!!
Just stay in Canada.
America will just confuse you. :D

i know it's been posted somewhere but can't find it, how many credits are t-shirts?

I was wondering the same thing and can they make some available in tent size. Not all of us fit into an XXL.

You are fat.

Can I make up my own contest to give away my credits to a deserving DSFer?

I'm not sucking your dick, dude. Quit asking.

shiiiiit, like i gotta give away credits to get you to blow me.

I think he intends his contest to work the other way around.

Whoever shoots the biggest load or something wins.

Yes.


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Easy Contest-

first chick here to send me a bewb pic with a name sign (my name....or just any sign or something that proves the pic was just taken) gets half my credits. if they post it in the private section, they get all of my credits.

*bonus opportunity- if your name is Jo and you are first to respond you get all of my credits for life.

Is that half your credits as they stand now, or in perpetuity? Because I doubt I could get my wife or mom to flash for such a small amount of credits, but if you plan to keep splitting 50-50 then I might get them both to do it, one will say Milly on the left and Mc on the right and the other Mc on the left and Milly on the right, and they'll both draw a one-eyed Pringle man on their stomach.
-SRD

LOL! That's awesome. :D lol

dude stop fucking begging

it's pathetic, keep it up and we'll take your man card away.

Thanks.

i put in offer out there to put my credits to use. its capitalistic you socialist liberal anti-americans.

and i wouldnt be surprised if i made Jo a little moist.

quit hating bc you didnt think of it first.

sorry to tell ya buddy but o one is hating and your still not gettin anything from the lovely jo...not try'n to be a dick but someone had to break it down for ya

Dude, let Milly go on this one.
He works so hard at trying to prove how straight he is that this is all he has left.