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Mr Handlebars 01-29-2010 05:45 AM

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Satan ...... I commend your reply to Dangle, however this isn't a criticism of Dangle, so don't take it that way, Dangle.

It's strange how so many ppl think of g-d and religion in the same vain. Religion is just a set of rules on how to worship. Enough said on that by me.

As for thou shalt not kill, the bible is full of exception to the law:
  1. Eye for an eye.
  2. Stoning for crimes.
  3. Killing for defense of yourself or others, but only if a life is in danger.
  4. G-d slew the first born male from the Pharaoh of Egypt all the way down to the lowest of slaves. (And all the firstborn in the land of Egypt shall die, from the first born of Pharaoh that sitteth upon his throne, even unto the firstborn of the maidservant that is behind the mill; and all the firstborn of beasts.)
  5. There are even passages about mercy killings.
As for if I had a chance to sit down with the most Supreme Being, while my questions are very short, I don't know if his/her/it's answer would be.

I'd like to know how did the universe come to be, if we are actually, possibly, nothing more than a molecule of another enity, as it takes many atoms makes up an element. What is the infinite universe and is it infinite or finite? What is life before birth and is there life after death? And if there is life after death, is it a better place?

And one last question I would want to ask. We know the Bible, both the New and the Old Testaments, have been butchered, so what really is the truth?

Foetus 01-29-2010 05:59 AM


MrGoutHimself 01-29-2010 12:31 PM

Dear Great Green Arkleseizure,
When will the time of the "coming of the great white hanky" at least be upon us?
-SRD

Mr Handlebars 01-29-2010 12:38 PM

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Directly after the Great Sneeze

MrGoutHimself 01-29-2010 01:32 PM

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I can tell you've never been to Viltvodle VI. The Great Sneeze is what started all this mess.
-SRD

Mr Handlebars 01-29-2010 01:40 PM

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Sorry if I was offended. I meant no disrespect. I've never heard Viltvodle VI. I thought I was making a joke. I didn't know it was something.

Magnusrex 01-29-2010 01:52 PM

i love that friggin movie!

MrGoutHimself 01-29-2010 02:30 PM

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No, dude, there's nothing that I believe in that much. You'd have to like knee me in the crotch, or bite my dick, or take away some food while I'm still eating it, or not refill my drink fast enough to offend me. It's from a series of books called HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy. (Actually it was a radio series, then a tv show, then a book series, then an infocom text-based RPG, then another movie, then the original author died some some other guy wrote another book, then....). It was meant kind of as a joke, I think, a play on religions of the world. Maybe I should have tossed the sarc mark on there.

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The movie wasn't as bad as I anticipated it might be or as bad as others have made it out to be. Of course I like Zooey and that helps, but overall it was pretty good.
-SRD

Expletive 02-04-2010 06:53 PM

please Allah Mohammad and baby girl Aisha, heal my avatar because he's too creepy.

Expletive 02-04-2010 07:04 PM

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YO, Allah, that fucking avatar is still there, heal that fucker already, he's creeping me the fuck out!!!!!!


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