Well it ain't gonna pull itself, I can tell you that much.

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All this technology and self-driving cars and still no robots to give us handjobs.

I suggest I come around here more often.

Flux also motherfucker.

I suggest we open a series of simple bars next to Target, Marshall, and Bealls shops and call it "Next Door". Serve beer, wings, and roast beef sandwiches. Put in a closed circuit camera showing the front entrance to the store next door so they can see the wives when they walk out.




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Jizzmatazzz

I suggest Rat Shit Bat Shit Dirty Old Twat. 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot. Hooray! Lizard Shit! FUCK!!!

I support this message. :evillol



I was going to say no cause then who would carry around my stuff, then I realized I don't shop at any of these places so I'll allow it. :spin:



Seriously, yo! :luv

***Funny Picture Thing Deleted To Appease Our Favorite Resident Pic Thread Hater.***

What's the pic thread story?

Not ignoring you, but going down this rabbit hole is putting me behind on updating things.

Our search system is broken, so searching hater is turning up no results even though I just used it in a post so that should have at least showed up.

The answer is probably somewhere in here when it was awarded. http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/s...ad.php?t=23934

But also, before I posted celeb crap, I posted random chaotic nonsense in this section and the porn section. I know he didn't like that, lol.

Which lead me to one time renaming a board section 'Picless Paradise', or something like that, for when he was member of the month. So if you could find that MotM thread, I probably gave a speach. :spin:

Think that was 2014. :lurk EDIT: Badge says 2013.

Well I figured it out and I'm now covered in rabbit shit unless rabbits don't shit in their holes. :)

I like that one. :evillol

Fun fact, (not really), my horoscope told me to say White Rabbit, White Rabbit today. Research said it is supposed to be lucky for one to say that or rabbit, rabbit, rabbit on the first day of the month as soon as you wake up.

Of course to read that, it wasn't when I first woke up, but it was barely after 4am so it better count. :spin:

I remember someone bitching about pic threads and I thought that was Shasta?
Anyway for that maybe I should DOUBLE MY POSTING PIC WHORING! :evillol

It was crazy seeing all the old names when I went back to see what you were talking about. If I didn't smoke so much weed I might have remembered without researching. :spin:

I suggest we all praise MadamMeow and her warm velvety soft rabbit hole.
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Agreed.

I suggest we go back to the '60's.

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None of us would be here but you :D

Napalm Burn

Your mom said Hi, at least I think that's what she said, her mouth was full......:evillol

If her mouth was full she must have been eating a sandwich while blowing you

Yeah that's right. She a bit of a freak. Did she do that with you too? :D

Nope once she put me in the orphanage she never visited me

Then who was the anklebiter she had with her all the time? She must have done a trade-in with you then.