Isle Vista

Man, you don't need one.
Girlfriends are overrated. I should know, I had one once. And we lasted for nearly a month, so, y'know, I got some skills here is what I'm saying.

Why do you want a girlfriend? Is it for teh sexz? Or is it so you can spend a bunch of money on somebody, cos if it is, you can just PayPal me the loose change instead.

Other people suck. They're never as awesome as you are.

gotta be a joke...right?

I don't have a girlfriend right now either but i'm saving up for a really good one!!

Ooooh only kinda.

Not if I get there first you wont!!! :D hehehehehe

My last girlfirend only cost me $25 in the romantic back seat of my piece of shit car in a piece of shit alley! Ah, good times, good times.

I'm sure you've tried this hundreds of times already, but try dating guys. The world is only half women so if you start fucking dudes it doubles your dating pool.

thanks for offering, but you ain't my type. i like my dudes a little more masculine. but i might let you put the tip in if you ask nicely.