^^^ i don't even want to talk about college.

but i mean, what? can't you jerk off first, then clean it up with some toilet paper, instead of jerking into a wad of paper towels? it's not like you'll catch the herpes from jizzing on something with herpes. last i knew, herpes couldn't swim upstream.

I know, toilet paper should be enough. Or maybe carry around a spare tube sock or something like that, incase the mood catches you right.

Just paint a bullseye on the bottom of the toilet seat cover.