They are multiplying! Got to love the influx of girls!

Wait just a damn minute.... There is actually such a thing as a job where you get paid to watch porn? And I've been doing that shit for free!

I love the site and i'm somewhat new to the forum. Love the music. Porn's not bad either.

I'm apparently "gayer than bicycle shorts" but it could be worse i suppose. I could be "gayer than rollerblading in bicycle shorts"

My vote for irony post of the day.

My name is Steve and this site makes me laugh. I like music, sports, drugs, and the occasional roller disco. Nothing interesting after that.

Yeah..you're totally missing out.. I'm sure you wont find the job posting on monster. try craigslist.. they have all kind of random job posting.:)

Hey guys been a long time lurker and just decided to join in on the fun...im 18 im 3/4 greek and a quarter dutch..love sports, music(all kinds but specificaley house and trance) ,movies, beaches and vacation(used to work at airport) and love to joke around and have a gud time...i also speak greek english french and im trying to learn spanish neways just wanted to introduce myself lol

Nickie from Canada. Have been in love with Drunken Stepfather for awhile, wandered into the forum and now I'm in love with you in all your dirty glory. According to the men in my life I'm wicked hot and way more fun than the average chick... plus I love girl on girl porn. I expect to fit right in here.

Yes u will , yes u will... :)

BTW do post some of ur wicked hot pictures haha theres a post ur pic thread :D

i am introducing myself for the first time of the day
 

hey my name is virginia. residing in d.c. i've been lurking here for so long that i can recognize personalities and i already have favorite post-ers ...
and i like girl-on-girl porn :D
thnks!

Can't say that without saying who...

My name is Sam. I'm 24. I've kind of been going to the community college for way too fucking long and hate it. . . I work for the family business, auto glass and auto interiors. I used to work as a manager of a Sam Goody. I'm a quadruplet. I live in a suburb of Chicago. In the past six years I've been arrested for weed three times and have gotten off on supervision all times. I love music. All types, specifically grunge, alternative rock from the 90's, indie, emo, punk, ska, screamo, rock n' roll roots, early rock n' roll, psychadelic. . . . I forget how I found this site years ago, probably smoking and browsing the web. . . but thought Jesus was fucking hilarious with his rants and had to keep coming back for them. . . I fucking hate all the celebrity bullshit that the US is obsessed with, hate reality tv, hate the government and the current administration, am a conspiracy theorist that believe the government killed kennedy, 9-11 was orchestrated by high ranking members of our government, ufo's and aliens are real, and the bilderberg group is controlling the world, all three major religions are one in the same, they just worship differently and can't accept each other for it, Jesus Christ was an alien, . . . I also like to surround myself with a bunch of pretty chicks as close friends. . . not gay, but why hang out with a bunch of sausages???? then usually i find out these chicks have a thing for me, but they don't do anything about it cuz i guess they want to date. . . sucks to be me. . . sometimes.

names mark, stumbled on to this site by another and tripped out, all sorts of fun in the forum, I contribute mainly music, some pron. I come from the "valley of the sun" PHX, Az. I guess that's it

I guess I'm not the only one
 

It's good to know there's more girls out there that aren't scared to embrace porn..

Casey here. Living in New York and working in IT. I loved the DS site and kept coming back for more. The forums are awesome and I can always find a good time. A big thank you goes out to all of the contributers and I hope that someday I can give as much as others.

<------ Andrew, lurker forever, and just posted for the first time. HUGE loser.

Hi! Im LuLu. 22 from MN, and there's nothing better to do where I am than to look at forums. You all are VERY entertaining. Thought I'd try to join in.

i'm a college student from milwaukee. i came to post here since my regular forum got shutdown and somehow i stumbled onto this site. and apparently i'm gayer then bicycle shorts which makes me feel pretty special. now excuse me while i go blow some guy behind the 7-11 for some more booze(wow this new found gayness has kicked in pretty quick)

Hi, my name is Steve I live in Riverside, CA and I've been a lurker for a while and I felt I had to join the forum. Whenever I feel a little down all I gotta do is read this forum. You guys crack me up. Thanks.

i am MEGADOUCHE. i guess i'm the new guy as i haven't contributed as of yet, however, i hope someday to be less gay than bicycle shorts.

my name is hedy, i live in NY, and i'm newly turned-legal. this site has turned many worthless nights into quite eventful ones!

My name is Jay and I am an alcoholic. Shit wrong forum. I am 31, live in Louisville, KY and I manage a restaurant for 24k a year. I masturbate 3 times a day and eat seven times a day, no wait switch that. My goal in life is to be adopted my Jesus so I can sneek in to Eva-Marie's room and watch her sleep. Oh and I like the free music and porn on here.

Hi my name's Alberto. I'm 22, I live in Queens, NY and work in the city. This site has become very useful in passing time at the job, so thank you for that. Also like the content I can download (the music ;) of course)for free. I play guitar, love just about every sport, and hate my job, which is why I'm here most of the time. I'm looking foward to posting in this forum and gettin to know other people.

hi my name is leppy and i am french canadian. my girlfriend is boring as fuck and apparantly forgot how to give a half decent blow job. like have a little bit of respect for yourself.

Hi...im the Missing Link..im a tattoo artist,....and when im not causing pain...im surfin' for porn to jerk to...cuz my wife blows and not in a good way!...i enjoy laughing at Jesus and his funny drunken comments before clicking the links..as well as gettin my female clients to show more skin while tattooing them and for my portfolio :D

Long time lurker. I live in boston and travel frequently to upstate ny and philly. 30 years old. I like a lot of fun things, but #1 is good music, porn/sex of course is a close second. Hope to contribute more in the future.

it's called the barley flu

Long time stalker of DS. Found the site funny and the forum members hilarious so I decided to stick around. O yeah, cant forget the porn. Recent college grad looking for a job. Louisville, Ky., is where I call home. And I'm an alcoholic.

Names Jeremy.

Have browsed the site for a while, but never delved into the forum.

Came for the apps thread, stayed for the porn; Well, that and Hedy's pic's.

Hedy, if you ever visit Dallas you can take me out for a drink and I'll show you the city.

I'm not sure that's the best way to go around picking up girls.... If you ever visit dallas you can take me out for a drink.... But to each his own

Wasn't intended as a pickup, edited my previous post for clarity.

ahah I kinda wanted to think you messed up but you just never know

goonarms
 

I like your old greg signature. "Its attached to your rod motherlicker." What are you doin in my waters?" Not fisihing

Man I was waiting forever for someone to know what i was talking about that shit is hilarious!

Let me re-introduce myself.
I'm dusio, i'm a d-stepfather forum junkie.
I'm a pervert.
I have a boring blog, I am in know way pimping it.
I'm late 30's, unemployed and the only time I'm not bitter is when I'm looking at porn.
Which is a lot.
Greetings and fuck all of you.

hello all, my name is Rick, AKA looselips. I have been visiting drunkenstepfather now for almost a year ( one of the best of the best in my opinion) , and never realized until tonight that there was a forum, i think i am going to be spending alot of time here.

my name is jason.

and i just wondered in here.

Hi my name is Jacquelyn, but I go by Jackie, seems to be easier for everyone. I am new to the forum but not to DS. I think that I will fit in perfectly here, as I am pretty much a perv like the rest...:D

That's pretty much the qualification. Welcome!