did you kick him in his dick... I would have

my secret shame...

I find midge to be wildly attractive, even though I'm almost completely certain she is a 14 year old boy irl

I'm totally a grown up, like the kind that was born in the 70s* and shit. ;)


*Late 70s, but the 70s none the less.

Milf
 

Nice. however ya didn't dispute the gender. But you're so damn funny neither one of us would tell anyway.

I'm totally a girl.

Like with boobs, a vag and stuff like that.

I'm wearing pink shorts as I type this.

My key chain is a tiny flip flop and I have 5 different kinds of moisturizer on my bathroom counter.

I buy Mr. Clean with febreeze and clean walls that don't need cleaning..

Totally a girl.

So, you're like two 14 year old boys?

HAHAHAHA Love it!


I am ashamed to admit that I masturbate in my own feces while using my tears as lubricant... there that feels so much better admitting... AHHHH:eek:

typical Mac.



I don't know that I'm really ashamed of anything that I do. Maybe it's because I make an effort not to do things that make me feel ashamed. Or, I just don't give a fuck what people think for the most part.

as my first post after being gone for almost a week:

I love Beverly Hills 90210. Yes, I obsessed over it when it first came out, and ended up following all 10 years of it (the last episode aired the week I graduated from college, so perfect... yes, I'm showing my age). Now I'm excited they're coming out with a new version of it... can't wait!!!

Good, It won't be weird when I feel ya up later. I was gonna do it either way, it's just not weird now.