Nobody wants to end up in prison. But if you do end up in prison, Swedish prison's the way to go. It's a lot like living in a very modern home with mid-century finishes.

Good Day Crazy World !!!

This has not happened in a few years, but I am too fucked up in the head to post! It's like snap, crackle & pop up in this piece.

Haven't been on narcotics in years, like 20 of them, so it's kinda cool to feel like it. And for free! With no actual drugs or putting out for them! Not gonna complain. :cool:

I’m just here for my annual check up.

Got mine yesterday. Got the ol' prostate fingered again. Told the doc I was glad he took Medicare, the whore who I usually have do that accepts only cash. He has NO sense of humor.


(note to Boon - My mom's dead, so it may take her a while to finish.)

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What it go bro?

There are some folks getting the fuck out of Dodge in the RIP thread.

I swear we used to have a thread where everyone posted really long pompous job titles. I loved that damn thread. :(

Anywho, does someone have a good suggestion for someone that will be sending excel reports to customers that show all sorts of data of their purchase history for all of their accounts?

Best I can think of is Assistant to the Data Analyist Processor. Asking for a friend. :lurk

Senior Data Distribution Specialist


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That sounds like Vice President Of The Office Of Personal Account Statistics And Specialized Commercial Data?