Well it ain't gonna pull itself, I can tell you that much.

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All this technology and self-driving cars and still no robots to give us handjobs.

I suggest I come around here more often.

Flux also motherfucker.

I suggest we open a series of simple bars next to Target, Marshall, and Bealls shops and call it "Next Door". Serve beer, wings, and roast beef sandwiches. Put in a closed circuit camera showing the front entrance to the store next door so they can see the wives when they walk out.




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Jizzmatazzz

I suggest Rat Shit Bat Shit Dirty Old Twat. 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot. Hooray! Lizard Shit! FUCK!!!

I support this message. :evillol



I was going to say no cause then who would carry around my stuff, then I realized I don't shop at any of these places so I'll allow it. :spin:



Seriously, yo! :luv

***Funny Picture Thing Deleted To Appease Our Favorite Resident Pic Thread Hater.***

What's the pic thread story?

Not ignoring you, but going down this rabbit hole is putting me behind on updating things.

Our search system is broken, so searching hater is turning up no results even though I just used it in a post so that should have at least showed up.

The answer is probably somewhere in here when it was awarded. http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/s...ad.php?t=23934

But also, before I posted celeb crap, I posted random chaotic nonsense in this section and the porn section. I know he didn't like that, lol.

Which lead me to one time renaming a board section 'Picless Paradise', or something like that, for when he was member of the month. So if you could find that MotM thread, I probably gave a speach. :spin:

Think that was 2014. :lurk EDIT: Badge says 2013.