<Narcissus> Dude I had a fucking crazy night last night
<Thomas> yeah?
<Narcissus> So you know how Jason is basically a crazy redneck?
<Narcissus> well we were sitting around drinking when he just pipes up "let's go hunting guys!"
<Narcissus> we're in the middle of the city, right, but we're sort of drunk, so me, Mike and Aaron go for it
<Narcissus> We head out to the park, drinking from the camelback of course, and see these fucking geese; Just hundreds of fucking geese sleeping by the river.
<Narcissus> we're just kind of stumbling around laughing, but Jason takes a fence post, UPROOTS the motherfucker, and just Braveheart charges this field of geese
<Narcissus> the geese start going apeshit as he's swinging like mad, just honking like crazy tearing up the river
<Narcissus> the three of us don't know what to do, but three generations of inbreeding sure as hell did. The fucker cracks one of the geese over the head, and it's just frozen, sort of stunned
<Narcissus> without a second of hesitation, Jason grabs his dull ass pocket knife and just pounces on the goose, stabbing wildly, and let me tell you.. there's a fuckton of blood in a goose
<Narcissus> this thing is hemorrhaging blood, completely covering him, but he keeps stabbing it
<Thomas> wtf dude? that's fucking nuts
<Narcissus> just listen, it gets worse
<Narcissus> We are completely dumbfounded, we don't know what the fuck just happened, but we're pretty sure it's extremely illegal
<Narcissus> we decide to wrap up the goose in Aaron's jacket and take it back to the apartments
<Narcissus> so we walk like 3 miles back, and take it to the field by the power station
<Narcissus> Jason's not done though, he takes his dull blade and SKINS THE MOTHERFUCKING GOOSE
<Narcissus> takes out the entrails, the whole nine yards, takes for fucking ever
<Narcissus> at this time Mike is turning pale, he's looking up all the laws we'd broken, and he kept yelling about some security guard watching us
<Narcissus> I told him to stop being paranoid, but he wouldn't let up
<Narcissus> so he grabs the goose and just fucking chucks it, as hard as he can over towards the freeway
<Narcissus> needless to say we were pissed, but we weren't about to spend all night looking for that shit
<Narcissus> So we snuck home, drunk, hungry and defeated
<Thomas> Now that's a fucking adventure
<Narcissus> yeah, I know, but just imagine this episode of cops:
<Narcissus> four college age guys, drunk, walk out of a darkened field in the middle of a city at 3 A.M. after spending several hours working on something, and one of them is COVERED in blood, holding a dull, bloody knife, claiming to have just hunted, skinned, and then completely thrown away an entire goose
<Narcissus> you can't right better shit than that
<Thomas> I don't think we should ever hang out with Jason ever again
<Narcissus> Agreed

who can resist the chola beauties?
 

Our fiary wonderful wedding day!
 

Yes we've finally tied the knot! We even "Pinky Swore" before King Henry VIII!!! And as you probably can imagine, the many photos, videos, and good cheer I have to share about this wonderful day is enough to push all of our computers into overload! After more than a year of considering possibilities from grand halls to a simple back yard affair, we finally decided to have our blessed day in a magical forest, where the annual Tampa Bay Renaissance Festival is held. Here we have already spent many wonderful days with friends, and it seemed the natural and perfect setting for us. So here, below is your 'Virtual' invitation! In each page, you'll find another part of the day, complete with photos, slide shows, and flash videos (A high speed internet connection and Flash will be needed for those). Please come and share the magic with us...



Fairy tales do come true, and the proof is right here on these pages should you ever doubt! So come now and join us for a tale of this wonderful event. This is the introduction page to our wonderful day... A day which began with discouraging rumblings of thunder and rain, but quickly turned into a glorious day with plenty of sunshine and perfect temperatures for an outdoor celebration.

Merkin: (first use 1617) is a pubic wig, originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia.




bacon merkin!

Mad Men yourself!
 

WTF is going on in China??

13 million abortions in China each year: report
Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:52am EDT
BEIJING (Reuters) - Some 13 million abortions are carried out in China each year, in part because there is little education about contraception or disease for the rising numbers of young people who are having sex, state media said on Thursday.
Fewer than one in three callers to a Shanghai hotline knew how to avoid pregnancy, and only one in five were informed about venereal disease, the official China Daily quoted a survey by the city's 411 Army Hospital saying.

"Sex is no longer considered taboo among young people today, and they believe they can learn everything they need from the Internet. But it doesn't mean they have developed a proper understanding or attitude toward it," the paper quoted hospital gynecologist Yu Dongyan saying.

Until the 1990s, doctors asked for women's marital status at abortion clinics, which were part of the family planning system that limited urban couples to one child.

Now, government data shows that nearly two thirds of women who have abortions are between 20 and 29, and most are single, the paper said.

Birth control information is mainly given to young couples.

Some single women may also be driven to seek abortions because under current laws unmarried mothers cannot get a "hukou" or household registration card for their child.

Without one it is extremely hard for Chinese citizens to get access to education, healthcare and other public services. China also sells about 10 million abortion pills a year, and there are many other abortions performed in unregistered clinics, the paper quoted Wu Shangchun, a division director at the National Population and Family Planning Commission, as saying.

In the United States, by contrast, which has a population less than one-quarter that of China, official figures from the Center for Disease Control show there were 820,000 abortions performed in 2005, excluding California, Louisiana and New Hampshire for which no figures were provided.

Sun Xiaohong from the education department of Shanghai's family planning authority said it was difficult to promote sex education in schools because some teachers and parents thought it would encourage teenagers to become sexually active.

Ordinary web users in China will be banned from surfing sex-related medical and research websites from July, amid an Internet crackdown on pornographic online content, that threatens to make information about sexual health even harder to access.

Hispanics Keep Out sign lady won?t apologize
 

In Azle, a small town near Fort Worth, a 72 year old woman who's got the crazy idea that free speech still exists in America, put up a sign on her house that says "Hispanics Keep Out." The Dallas media dutifully went out to harass her, and hopefully stir up violence against her, but she refused to apologize or back down. The reporter asked her why not just put up a sign that says Keep Out, without singling out Hispanics? She replied that she has no desire to keep everyone out, just Hispanics, and that"s why the sign says what it says. Makes sense to me:

AZLE, Texas ? A "Hispanics Keep Out" sign displayed on the front of an Azle home has stirred up unease for some residents in the Tarrant County neighborhood.

"It does offend people," said Dahlia Scarbro, a neighbor. 'It?s offensive, but it is his property."

Many residents said they would like to see the sign, which has been up for months, taken down.

"Well, you know, I don't care," said a 72-year-old woman who answered the door at the home. "I'm upset about them coming over here illegally, too."

The woman did not want to disclose her name.

"We think this is our privilege as an American to protect our property," she said. "This is our property."

When asked if it would be better to post a sign that simply said "Keep Out," the homeowner said, "I don?t want to keep out everybody, okay"?

Police said the sign does not violate any laws and is an expression of freedom of speech.

However, it's an expression the mayor said is not shared by most in town.

There have been no official complaints to authorities in Azle.

Nobody has complained about the sign to authorities and they have no legal grounds to complain - yet the media still felt that this was newsworthy.

Meanwhile, three mayors of fairly large cities, several other Democrat politicians, and five rabbis were arrested for laundering millions and millions of dollars through Israel and Jewish "charities", and hardly anyone in the media will touch the story. Major conservative bloggers would normally be raising all kinds of hell about three Democrat mayors, along with a bunch of other Democrat politicians, being arrested in a corruption scheme, but since it involves Jews and Israel, their lips are pretty much sealed.

A man is driving a car and he hits a woman.

Q: Who's fault was it?
A: The man's. What was he doing driving in the kitchen?

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