Hey BIGMAC!!

[Shasturbator]

how ya doin?

[jo_dile]

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Mac asked me to tell you:

can you tell Shasta I'm doing ok?
/end message.

:D

[n2tattoos.lol]

yeah, where is that fucker? no wonder things seem slow around here.

[BigMac63]

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Fire up your AIM

[Shasturbator]

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no that's just you...

[jo_dile]

Mac:
Shasta says:

tell mac that I was just wondering about him

/end message :D

[n2tattoos.lol]

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talking outside the DSF?!? blasphemy!

[BigMac63]

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got something for you...

[n2tattoos.lol]

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oh, ok then

[jo_dile]

Shast, Mac says:

tell him thanks for the concern
please!
see, I can be nice!

/end message :D

[jo_dile]

Mac, Shasta says:

tell mac..if he's so nice, then why does he ignore me?

/end message :D

[DSF Guest 8]

Damnit don't make me sit you boys down.

[jo_dile]

Shasta, Mac says:

please remind Shasta about the restraining order!
Thanks

/end message :D

[Shasturbator]

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? why? you gonna blow me?:D

[jo_dile]

Mac, Shasta says:

tell bigmac I'm sorry for hitting him, but he knows I don't like it when he nibbles on my nutsack

/end message :D (snort)

[jo_dile]

Shasta, Mac says:

Please remind Shasta that was his mother, not me. He confuses us a lot.
Plus, Jizzay says he begs for it And MickC swears he pays for it

/end message :D

[Omaplata]

You know what's really weird about all this.....Jo, Mac and Shasta are all in the same room.....just on different computers....but they don't feel comfortable looking at each other so they type their messages to each other thru jo

[jo_dile]

Mac, Shasta says:

tell mac I'm sorry, my mom has an oversized clit so I get them confused easily
and use this pic http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/chyna/chyna-clit-sm.jpg

/end message:eek:

[jo_dile]

Shasta, Mac says:

Tell Shasta he's crazy if he thinks I'm looking at pics of his mom again, yuck!
thanks
/end message :D

[jo_dile]

Mac, Shasta says:

tell mac I have to go take my son to football pratice and I'll finish ignoring him tomorrow

/end message ;)

[BigMac63]

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Good, now I have you all to myself!

My plan worked just like I thought it would...

[jo_dile]

Hahahahaha :D

[Mrs.BlackCrypt]

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No that would be BC and I minus Jo...although Mac tricked Shasta into leaving him alone with Jo....which might be what BC (and maybe I) would do. We all know the Wookie/Monkey Boy lurves him some Jo. Course, he loves MD, Shasta, Mac and maybe others too, over me of course! :D

[jo_dile]

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Never! He loves you the best and you know it! As with all the DSF men, Im just a passing fancy. Kind of like a new toy....with boobs that they like to paw at and shake around. ;) LOLOLOLOL But I love them all just the same. ;)

[Mrs.BlackCrypt]

Hmm paw at and shake around....makes em kinda sound like dogs!!!

[jo_dile]

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LOLOLOLOL :D Okay I need to totally rephrase that then because they are my monkeys and my wookies...not dogs. :o :p LOL

[BigMac63]

Woof!......

[BlackCrypt]

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/9549/monkeydogte5.jpg

[Mr Handlebars]

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Jo ..... you have boobs:confused:

You're not a passing fancy.

You just have a name that elude fantasy:D !

[jo_dile]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MU-AH! :p You two ;)

[BigMac63]

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Right back at you sweetie!

[jo_dile]

Mac, Shasta said:

nothing because hes not here
/end message :D

[BigMac63]

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he doesn't ever say much worth saying, even when he is here! You can tell him that, oops, he's not here!

[jo_dile]

Be nice to Shasta. He wuvs you. :D

[jo_dile]

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Hold on Ill ask :D

[BigMac63]

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Shut up. You fucking love it and you know it!

[jo_dile]

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Oh no....me no drinkie :D Im naturally this nuts...true story :D

[BigMac63]

Shasta drinks enough for the three of us. Jo and I are tea-totalers!

[jo_dile]

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Well get crackin', brother! :D You're late to the party :D

[jo_dile]

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Oh thats some Bu-shit right there...quit that mofo...nothing should get in the way of DSFing. Thats all Im sayin. :D You know because thats realistic and stuff. :D

[jo_dile]

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Good on you sir, Good on you. :D Common sense ALWAYS prevails. :D

[BigMac63]

Read The Title Of The Thread And Get Back On Track Or GTFO!!!

[jo_dile]

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Bish....




















:D

[BigMac63]

Hey!

Where did everyone go?

Damn, story of my life...

[Mr Handlebars]

If one should quit their job to devote full-time to DSF'ing, doesn't the same apply to sleeping, eating and shitting?

Immediate reply requested as it will have life threatening repercussions to those who aren't already.

[BigMac63]

Jo, please come back! I'll be nice. I'll do that thing you asked me to do.

[Mr Handlebars]

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Mac....careful. You might be amazed by what a woman mind can come up with.

[BigMac63]

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She just wanted me to paint her shutters.

[Mr Handlebars]

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You're lucky. The last woman I pissed off wanted me to clean her house. I don't do windows. It was the deal breaker. I sleep alone now. She put a curse on me. She gave the Voodoo of intimacy.

[BigMac63]

She's not pissed off, she loves me. I keep telling myself that

[ms. cellany]

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Better to be pissed off than pissed on!

I love you Bigmac, especially when there's money and housecleaning involved. :D

[jo_dile]

Shhhhhhhhhh they'll hear you and come back.....:D

[BigMac63]

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All women love me when I cook and clean for them, not that I'm against it...

[Mr Handlebars]

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but do you do windows?

[BigMac63]

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Depends on what I'm getting in return...

[ms. cellany]

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windows = hand job

no negotiations.

[BigMac63]

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I'd rather play "Just the tip"

[Trips]

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I wish all women saw things the same way as you. I'd get SO much shit done

[Mr Handlebars]

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What is there to negotiate? I may just have to suk it up, take some pain pills and start doing windows. Cali ....... Here I Come!!

[ms. cellany]

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I got two hands... sounds like I'm getting my windows cleaned!

[Omaplata]

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This is easily the greatest "game" ever created and to which I owe many "good" nights

[jo_dile]

Bigmac, Shasta says:

ask bigmac if he missed me?

/end message :D

[jo_dile]

Shasta, Mac says:

Jo, please tell Shasta no, not so much

/end message (ouch) :D

[jo_dile]

PAUSE!
Jo, Shasta says:

jo, did you miss me? I hope you did

Jo says: Absolutely Shast...you know this

Back to your regularly scheduled Bitch fight:

Mac, Shasta says:

And if you did miss me can you tell mac that I said you missed me and that matters a lot more than his post whore ass missing me

/end message :D

[jo_dile]

Shasta, Mac says:

Please tell Shasta I don't miss certain things, crabs, syphillis, IRS audits, my ex, ...you get it same rules apply with Shasta

/end message :D

[jo_dile]

Mac, Shasta says:

Jo, tell mac I'm sorry about the crabs and syphillis...I told him to stay away from jizzy...as for the IRS and the Ex, I can only offer the comfort of my fist like last time...

/end message (giggling -HE SAID CRABS! Lols) :D

[DSF Guest 8]

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shrimp? :eek:

[jo_dile]

Shasta, Mac says:

please tell Shasta that he has confused me with his mom once again. She has a better beard and apparently her penis is larger, according to Jizz (little fucker has been peeping me again).
Thanx

/end message :D

[jo_dile]

Mac, Shasta says:

tell mac it can't be my mom again, she doesn't have the crabs and syphillis, because I slept with her last week and I didn't get anything

/end message :D (she no have the crabs, bish) :D (Major LOLS)

[jo_dile]

Shasta, Mac says:
Please ask Shasta 'When he is going to run out of Jack Handy quotes?'
/end message

[jo_dile]

Mac, Shasta says:
tell mac I have about 36 more left to go
/end message :D

[binary_jester]

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*sigh*

[jo_dile]

B, Mac says:

Shut your pie hole

/end message :D

[binary_jester]

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[jo_dile]

B, Mac says:
Please tell BJ that's Jo's choice, but not to change his plans for the weekend
/end message :D