What is/was your favourite pick-up moment/line?

[Crazy808]

I'll be honest, I've always been pretty shit at cold-chatting up women. I usually need to be introduced before I can instigate anything.
But one time time I was working in a bar in Vienna, Austria and this stunning blonde who I had my eye on for a while, came up and ordered a tequila slammer of me. a single tequila slammer. I came out from the bar, and got the other bar-man and ordered two tequila slammers. I actually said as we cheered our shots and looked each other in the eye, "I couldn't let such a beautiful young woman like you drink alone". 2 hours later we were half naked in the snow.

Its probably the most brazen I've ever been :D

Whats yours?

[IronMan2008]

I remember my favorite pick-up moment...I flashed a $50 at some whore in Brooklyn! She was mine for the night. Ah, memories!

[Mrs.BlackCrypt]

I can't tell you my fave pickup by a random guy...but I can tell you my LEAST fave. I was walking to work around 2:30 one afternoon. Now granted I was wearing a dress...but more like a teacherly, plaid, ankle length dress, and some big fat dorky guy came up and asked me directions to somewhere I'd never heard of. This was right across the street from a construction site where guys occasionally whistled at me but didn't creep me out. This guy needing directions, creeped me out. There was a good reason too. I kept walking, and he came back and offered me $100 to go with him to this skanky motel for oral sex. All I had to do was lay there he said. Needless to say, I ripped into him loud enough the guys at the construction site heard me...then when a vehicle driven by a different guy pulled up next to me, and the driver beeped his horn, I got in and rode off with him. He happened to be a co-worker. Yeah, from then on, not allowed to walk to work. By order of not my wonderful hubby who knew I could take care of myself but by my boss.

I mean come on, what hooker wears ankle length dresses?

[jo_dile]

Wanna fuck? :D

[mhump23]

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The last time I said that to a girl she slapped the shit out of me and said HELL NO!!!

So I said well neither do I so let's hurry up and get it over with!

[jo_dile]

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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats funny...:D I like you, mhump. :D (got the serious giggles on that one)

[mhump23]

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That never worked as well as the old stand by though....

Excuse me, but, I seemed to have dropped my Congressional Medal Of Honor under your barstool.....

[jo_dile]

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BOOOOOO! I like the first one better!!!! :D

[mhump23]

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Me too. I just didn't seemed to get slapped as much with that one..........

[IronMan2008]

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Why Jo...this is all so sudden...let me think...OK!!!!!

[MickC]

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I have used that too, but usually get a big negative.. then I'd try "Well, do you wanna go halves in a fuck?" then of the answer is still no, i'd try "Well how about I fuck, and you can just lay there?"

There was also a time when i thought it was cool to say "Nice dress.... can I talk you out of it?"

Now im just lucky if one of my mates will ask " Do you want to go halves in a rape charge?"

[jo_dile]

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hahahahaha! :D

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Because you have to be a girl to say it! :D We can get away with it. ;)

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:eek:

[MickC]

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Obviously Jo, that last one was some comic relief....!

Looks like I relieved myself like an incontinent pensioner there, huh...

[jo_dile]

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;) YA THINK?! :D You're crazy....:D

[towdog]

well, around here "Tits or GTFO" seems to work pretty good. Maybe I'll try that out tonight on the wife.

[MickC]

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Geez mate, hope it's not too cold tonight when you're sleeping outside !!

[MEGADOUCHE]

I usually ( well not really) say
"hey, you want to get a cheeseburger and fuck?"
*shocked look*
"What, you don't like cheeseburgers?"

[Kyle E. Coyote]

Turn out your pockets, then say "Hey, baby, ever kissed a bunny between the ears?"

[Shasturbator]

In a couple of weeks I'm supposed to meet up with a fellow DSF'r for a couple of beers....it is my goal to get a random chick to pose with us topless, hopefully she'll even hold a sign or something...stay tuned and I'll post the line that worked, until then...any suggestions?

[RvP]

One that always seems to work for me is, you go up to a chick, and say "hey my buddies over there bet me $10 i couldn't get your number, how about you give it to me and we split the winnings" always gets the conversation started

[satan666]

Yeah...take some of the pics (with dsf signs) and upload them to your phone.
That way you can show her examples of what you need and you can say shit like "Aw c'mon all these girls were good sports about it" if she starts to protest. That'll make her feel like a prude:D

[Choppie]

We used to have competitions to see who could get the worst rejection. I managed to get a drink tossed in my face a few times. Slapped a handful of times, and once even got in a fight with a chick's brother.


Good times, good times.

[DSF Guest 9]

The best line I've ever heard:
"I talked to our aunt last night, and it turns out we're not actually blood-relatives, in case, you know, you uh wanted to do it or something."

:/

[n2tattoos.lol]

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you did didn't you

[gallow737]

I'm not one to use pickup lines, but I've always wanted to use a couple ballsy pickup lines just for shits and giggles only.

1) Baby, I'd commit sepukku for you

2) Want to go to my place and talk about the kingdom of heaven?

3) Do your feet hurt? Because I need to know whether or not I can outrun you after I drop this next pickup line on you

[adhesivestp]

do you know how much a polar bear weighs? .... enough to break the ice... Hi Im (insert name here)

[Kyle E. Coyote]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/LOL/3/roflbeaterkl6.gif

That's FUNNY! I'm using that!

[Marie-Eve Martinez]

When I used to just go to bars on the prowl, I would just get as drunk as possible (liquid courage!) and spit out whatever. Something along the lines of "Nice shoes. Wanna bang?" I think women have it a lot easier when it comes to making the first move. A guy who approaches a girl is way more likely to get shut down then a girl who approaches a guy. Boys want to touch our vaginas so bad that they pretty much works as a hypnotic device over them.

Nowadays, I'm more into learning someone's name before I sleep with them, so things have transitioned into being extremely anxious and socially awkward and nervous as hell. therefore, pick lines are delivered in the form of stuttering/pausing/general oddness. Thankfully, I think the schtick (spelling?) comes off as cute.

As far as being on the receiving end of the attempted pick up, I actually kind of like it myself when the guy that comes up is kind of nervous and as bumbling as I am. As I have said before on this forum, guys like that will always treat you nicer and fuck you better then some generic "hottie" who thinks he has game, is used to having his way with girls all the time and doesn't try anymore.

[MickC]

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Hi, my name is Mick. M.....I.....C.....K , Mick. Look at my shoes...;)

[Marie-Eve Martinez]

Very clever. Clever is good.

[Omaplata]

I've never been into pick up lines really. I always thought they were lame. I would usually just make a joke to start casual conversation and pick up a girl. I've found that if you can make a girl laugh, she'll let her guard down and you have a chance at hooking up no matter how ugly you are

[Thomas]

All you have to do is find a way to talk to them somehow...no pick up lines though.

There is a bar i go to that has a bunch of cool pinball games. There are always chicks playing them. Challenge one to a game or play pool. Anything to be able to get their competitiveness going. Gives you a chance to crack jokes and spit game without looking like your "gaming" her.

The key is confidence - not arrogance though. If you are confident you can even just "accidentally" bump into a girl and then turn that into a conversation.

It's really not hard stuff. The key is confidence (but not arrogance)

[ata033]

The one I've always used is

"Did you just fall from heaven? (pause) I can't remember the rest because you're hot and I wanna fuck your brains out."

Seriously though, pickup lines don't really work.

[strommsarnac]

My brother was in the military and at the base bar. This was a few months after his divorce from his slut wife was final. This woman walks up to him at the bar and ask "Can I buy you a drink?"

He says "I don't know. Do you swallow?"

She say "Yes I do."

He said "I'll have a Becks".

The next morning he called me and told me what happened. I said I don't believe you. He said hold on and next I know the woman is telling me it's the truth.

They married two years later. They're still together and have a daughter. Pretty funny. My mom comes up with so many different "they met" stories when asked. Never the same one. It's like she can't deal with the truth :)

[Moose_Thompson]

So when does the making out start?

[gallow737]

Some more funny pick up lines I just read while Stumbling that will never work...

It's not rape, it's forced pleasure

Do you know CPR, because I think we should fuck.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway

I once knew a squirrel named Marvin. God you're hot. Marvin is in Africa now.

If I ask you for sex, will you give me the same answer as the answer to this question?

I can make you feel like I've never had sex before...

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

I've just moved you to the top of my to do list.

Baby, did you fart? 'Cause you blow me away!

Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.

Your eyes remind me of diamonds, because diamonds are expensive, and so are eye replacements, and baby- you need eye replacements.

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

Im not telling you this because I want to impress you.. but I am Batman.

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

[amylikewhoa]

usually guys will just tell me im pretty or hot and i get uncomfortable and try to walk away.

i never hit on anyone bc im socially awkward. but back in the days when i used to have sex, i would just text a guy (normally someone i used to date or like or whatever) and just say wanna fuck. it usually worked.

[amylikewhoa]

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those lets fuck texts were only sent when i was wasted. i really dont like strange men talking to me at bars

[Candi Apples]

"Your place or mine" seems to work for me.

[DSF Guest 8]

your place or mine? :D

[Boon]

B u m p for Mr. brownfella

[mr.brownfella]

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why thank you.....

For the ladies...

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

and the classic lame one

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.

and lastly.

I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

The line to kick me starts to the left...

[Boon]

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Oh no you didn't

[mr.brownfella]

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hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, then learn to fight. I can't fight! SO, Ha-ha!


a few more Ladies!

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.


that's all folks...

[KrakeN]

My favorite pick-up line:

"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"

(works every time)

[d_b_99]

My fallback is "Hey do you work out?"

Then there is a strange pause while they wonder if I'm asking because they have a tight body or if I'm asking because they should work out because their ass is too big.

Then I say "What do you bench?"

They always talk to me. Could be because I'm so good looking.



Sometimes when I get wasted, I say in a bad Cuban accent "Jou so pretty. I like jour makeup." Then I reach my hand out to try to touch their face. They leave pretty quick with that one.