06-05-2008, 08:48 PM
Today I was in the great town of Havre de Grace, Maryland. You wouldn't believe how excited the dumb shits that live here are! The LPGA, also known as the Licking Pussy Golf Association, is in town. Everyone is going fucking nuts that a bunch of lesbians are walking around stroking the only balls that they will ever have in their hands, Fuck, I'll bet they imagine their golf clubs are just big, fucking dildos! It's unfuckingbelievable that golf gets this much attention! At least I did figure out what pissed me off about all of this. I noticed that most of the "women" have a bigger nut sac than I do. Fuck this, I'm going to drink Sambuca until even my wife looks good enough to fuck.