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JesusMartinez
06-01-2008, 12:07 AM
With all the demand for the Sex in the City movie, do you think people would be so inclined to watch my movie called Sex in the Country about a moonshine drinking, toothless hick who fucks his daughters and sometimes, when they are too busy tending to the farm his horses, played by a Sarah Jessica Parker lookalike, who instead of sipping martinis, drinks out of a trough and pisses and shits on the stable boy. It's got corporate production written all over it and despite not being a blockbuster hit of the summer, and more of something that never gets distribution, we could probably convince a few people to see it - if we project it on a barn in a community where no one can afford TVs.
Glen Quagmire
06-01-2008, 12:10 AM
I'll take 2 tickets.
satan666
06-01-2008, 12:18 AM
Make it happen!!
Jack Hunter
06-01-2008, 12:34 AM
That'll be an indie movie favourite. You can win Sundance or some shit.
BlackCrypt
06-01-2008, 12:37 AM
I'll camp out to see that shit!
The Godfather
06-01-2008, 12:40 AM
Jesus, you freaky.
admiral
06-01-2008, 03:04 PM
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Wouldn't that be more like reality TV to them?
Choppie
06-01-2008, 03:07 PM
Is Sarah J. Parker playing one of the horses? Thats the role of a lifetime for her!!
Medic67
06-01-2008, 05:04 PM
I think I found a star for the movie, goes by the name UncleDad. http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n107/ArmorRider/Mullet.jpg
tacoofmidaj
06-01-2008, 05:26 PM
Wasnt Joe Dirt already done?
DSF Guest 10
06-01-2008, 08:57 PM
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HAHA! nice.
megagreg1
06-02-2008, 12:27 AM
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That whole scene with Jamie Presley made me want to clean out my ears and eyes with a pressure washer.
ThreeOnAMeathook
06-02-2008, 01:13 AM
I've watched crappier flicks...(i.e. Halloween '07)
Shasturbator
06-02-2008, 07:48 AM
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They've been in production for a couple of months (cameras all over my house)
annahilton
06-02-2008, 08:35 AM
is that why you kept trying to bend me over by the pile of hay in your back yard?
Shasturbator
06-02-2008, 08:36 AM
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that's the only way I can get the horse to do you:D :eek:
Yalvulcon
06-02-2008, 08:38 AM
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glad i had put my kool-aid down before i read that one