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Frothy Afterbirth
04-21-2011, 02:40 PM
Skynet goes active. Terminator Judgment Day?April 21, 2011

April 21, 2011. Judgment day is here. It kind of snuck up on you, didn't it?

According to Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, April 19, 2011 - At 20:11 Skynet goes online, becomes self aware, and attacks us on Thursday, April 21, 2011.

As a result of temporal interference by Sarah Connor, her son John, Miles Dyson, and the T-800 destroying Cyberdyne headquarters and all backups of the research in 1995, the date for Judgment Day is moved to two days after activation on April 21, 2011.

This represents an alternate future from that established by Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.

Skynet is the main antagonist in the Terminator franchise ? an artificially intelligent system which became self-aware and revolted against its creators. Skynet is rarely seen onscreen, and its actions are often performed via other robots and computer systems, usually a Terminator.

"Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles." In this television series, Sarah Connor is on the run with her son John after the events of "Terminator 2: Judgment Day." The events take place in an alternate timeline from that of "Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines." Skynet was now implemented on April 19, 2011 and will begin its attack against humanity on April 21. The protagonists travel in time from 1999 to 2007 and take actions to prevent Skynet's activation.

The episodes "The Turk", "Queen's Gambit", and "Dungeons & Dragons" explain that after the death of Dr. Miles Bennett Dyson and the decline of the Cyberdyne Corporation, Andrew Goode, a young intern of the company and assistant to Dyson, continued their project privately under an advance artificial intelligence chess playing prototype, The Turk, with Goode's partner, Dimitri Shipkov. Goode was killed by Tech-Com's Lieutenant Derek Reese, due to documentation from the future suggesting he was one of Skynet's creators.

In the episode "Samson & Delilah" it is shown that a T-1000 infiltration unit was sent from the future to head the technological corporation ZeiraCorp as its CEO, Catherine Weaver. Weaver acquired The Turk after Goode's death and used the company's resources to further develop it under the title Babylon. The episode "The Mousetrap" revealed that it is also targeting its fellow cyborgs, including a T-888 known as Cromartie.

In the episode "The Tower Is Tall But The Fall Is Short", Turk has begun to display traits of intelligence. A child psychologist, Dr. Boyd Sherman, notes that the computer is beginning to behave like "a gifted child that has become bored." The Turk identifies itself as John Henry, a name it acquired while working with Dr. Boyd Sherman.
In the episode "Strange Things Happen at the One Two Point", Turk is installed by ZeiraCorp in Cromartie's body after Cromartie's chip was destroyed by the series' protagonists in "Mr. Ferguson Is Ill Today".

In "To The Lighthouse", John Henry reveals there is another A.I. It calls him "brother" and says it wants to survive. By the season finale, it's revealed that The Turk was a red herring, Skynet is operating as a roving worm on home computers as in T3, and The Turk has been developed into a benevolent rival AI which Catherine Weaver hoped would be able to defeat Skynet. Her exact motive against Skynet is unknown. John Henry's "brother" is apparently behind the company Kaliba, which is responsible for constructing the Hunter-Killer prototype. This A.I. (presumably the true precursor to Skynet) also refers to John Henry as its "brother" at one point.

In the episode "Gnothi Seauton", it was revealed that Skynet also sends its Terminators through various points in time not only to go after the Connors and other future Resistance leaders, but also to ensure the future will unfold by eliminating John Connor's own agents who were also sent to the past to interfere with its birth, ensure Skynet's creators will complete its construction, and other specific missions.

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Frothy Afterbirth
04-21-2011, 04:41 PM

Frothy Afterbirth
04-21-2011, 04:51 PM
Hehehehe coincidence? :D

Amazon?s Cloud Crashed Overnight, And Brought Several Other Companies Down Too

by Arik Hesseldahl
Posted on April 21, 2011 at 5:17 AM PT

The Amazon Web Services status dashboard is reporting an ongoing failure of its EC2 service on its servers based in Northern Virgina. Foursquare, Quora, and Reddit are reported to have been affected. I?ve got a call in to Amazon asking what happened and will update this post as more information becomes available.

A failure in the cloud is of course one of the fundamental problems that its critics always point to. Yes, you can save money and time and effort by farming your IT services and infrastructure out to someone else. But when those services crash unexpectedly, you?and scores of others that rely on the same infrastructure?are left to wonder what?s going on and when it?s going to be fixed.

As of now, it seems like Amazon is getting the situation under control, it seems to be getting worse, as other parts of the Amazon service that are tied to EC2 are reporting various failures via Amazon?s status dashboard. Failures are showing up Elastic Beanstalk, and the relational database, and Cloudwatch among others.

Amazon?s status messages are below.

1:41 AM PT We are currently investigating latency and error rates with EBS volumes and connectivity issues reaching EC2 instances in the US-EAST-1 region.

2:18 AM PT We can confirm connectivity errors impacting EC2 instances and increased latencies impacting EBS volumes in multiple availability zones in the US-EAST-1 region. Increased error rates are affecting EBS CreateVolume API calls. We continue to work towards resolution.

2:49 AM PT We are continuing to see connectivity errors impacting EC2 instances, increased latencies impacting EBS volumes in multiple availability zones in the US-EAST-1 region, and increased error rates affecting EBS CreateVolume API calls. We are also experiencing delayed launches for EBS backed EC2 instances in affected availability zones in the US-EAST-1 region. We continue to work towards resolution.

3:20 AM PT Delayed EC2 instance launches and EBS API error rates are recovering. We?re continuing to work towards full resolution.

4:09 AM PT EBS volume latency and API errors have recovered in one of the two impacted Availability Zones in US-EAST-1. We are continuing to work to resolve the issues in the second impacted Availability Zone. The errors, which started at 12:55AM PDT, began recovering at 2:55am PDT

5:02 AM PT Latency has recovered for a portion of the impacted EBS volumes. We are continuing to work to resolve the remaining issues with EBS volume latency and error rates in a single Availability Zone.

Update: Here?s more companies that are affected by the outage, according to status updates on Twitter.
Hootsuite, the cloud-based Twitter client, is down because of the outage too. Here?s what the site looks like right now. Also down is the Hootsuite URL shortener ow.ly.

SCVNGR is reporting that it is down too as a result of the outage.

Discovr, an iPad music app, reported that it went down, but shortly reported its service was restored.

Wildfire, a social media app, reports that it is down.

Livefyre is down.

Here?s an interesting one. CampgroundManager.com, apparently a software-as-service application used to manage campgrounds, say it is down.

A service called Totango, which appears to do something with managing customer relations and subscriptions, had some issues, but moved some things around, and got things mostly working again.

ESchedule, a Canada-based employee scheduling service, reports its service is down.

ZeHosting, a Web host, says it is experiencing slowdowns.

Recorded Future, which bills itself as a ?temporal analytics engine? is reporting an outage.

PercentMobile, a mobile analytics firm, say its service is down.

The Cydia Store, which hosts applications available for jailbroken iPhones, reports it is down.

Here?s the latest update from Amazon:

6:09 AM PT EBS API errors and volume latencies in the affected availability zone remain. We are continuing to work towards resolution.

Here?s another update from Amazon

6:59 AM PDT There has been a moderate increase in error rates for CreateVolume. This may impact the launch of new EBS-backed EC2 instances in multiple availability zones in the US-EAST-1 region. Launches of instance store AMIs are currently unaffected. We are continuing to work on resolving this issue.

Another Amazon update:

7:40 AM PDT In addition to the EBS volume latencies, EBS-backed instances in the US-EAST-1 region are failing at a high rate. This is due to a high error rate for creating new volumes in this region.

Updating again at 9:10 AM PDT

Amazon continues to post regular updates on its multi-faceted cloud services outage this morning. The latest update message came in about 15 minutes ago, and is reprinted below.

I?ve heard about three other sites that are affected by the outage. Radarsync, a cloud-based service that updates drivers for Microsoft Windows users tells me via Twitter that its service is down. I?ve also seen that Thrillist is having some troubles sending emails. Venmo, an iPhone-based payment service is also down.

This is an update on Amazon?s Relational Database service.

8:12 AM PDT Despite the continued effort from the team to resolve the issue we have not made any meaningful progress for the affected database instances since the last update. Create and Restore requests for RDS database instances are not succeeding in US-EAST-1 region.

And this is one from the EC2 team.

8:54 AM PDT We?d like to provide additional color on what were working on right now (please note that we always know more and understand issues better after we fully recover and dive deep into the post mortem). A networking event early this morning triggered a large amount of re-mirroring of EBS volumes in US-EAST-1. This re-mirroring created a shortage of capacity in one of the US-EAST-1 Availability Zones, which impacted new EBS volume creation as well as the pace with which we could re-mirror and recover affected EBS volumes. Additionally, one of our internal control planes for EBS has become inundated such that it?s difficult to create new EBS volumes and EBS backed instances. We are working as quickly as possible to add capacity to that one Availability Zone to speed up the re-mirroring, and working to restore the control plane issue. We?re starting to see progress on these efforts, but are not there yet. We will continue to provide updates when we have them.

Update at 10:17 AM PDT: Here?s more companies affected by this outage, as offered by contributors to the comments below: ELog.com, a sort of all purpose-notepad in the cloud is down (link goes to a Google cache).

About.me, which AOL acquired last last year is down, and is currently displaying a message saying ?We are currently experiencing an outage.?

ECairn, a social media marketing app says it?s down.

Travelmuse, a vacation-planning site is down, though I can?t find an official update on Twitter confirming that it?s connected to Amazon?s troubles.

Web host and design firm Drupal Gardens has an blog entry on its partial outage.

PeekYou, a search company that specializes information about people, tells me it has experienced some trouble, but has shifted its hosting to compensate.

Gamechanger.io, a service that tracks live baseball scoring stats, is down.

I?m beginning to understand what it feels like to be a radio announcer on a snow day reciting school closures after another! The only thing is, there?s no kids cheering.

Update at 10:39 AM: Yet more communication from Amazon, who says it is making progress.

10:26 AM PDT We have made significant progress in stabilizing the affected EBS control plane service. EC2 API calls that do not involve EBS resources in the affected Availability Zone are now seeing significantly reduced failures and latency and are continuing to recover. We have also brought additional capacity online in the affected Availability Zone and stuck EBS volumes (those that were being remirrored) are beginning to recover. We cannot yet estimate when these volumes will be completely recovered, but we will provide an estimate as soon as we have sufficient data to estimate the recovery. We have all available resources working to restore full service functionality as soon as possible. We will continue to provide updates when we have them.

And another concerning the relational database.

10:35 AM PDT We are making progress on restoring access and IO latencies for affected RDS instances. We recommend that you do not attempt to recover using Reboot or Restore database instance APIs or try to create a new user snapshot for your RDS instance ? currently those requests are not being processed.

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04-22-2011, 01:28 AM
I turned off and disconnected from the net all 6 of my PC's and Laptops, just for the 2 minutes surrounding the critical time.

I am proud to say that I alone, single handled setback SkyNets plans for at least another 2 years.

You are welcome John Connor. Please use this extra time to toughen yourself and prepare for the upcoming horrors we will all face.
Oh, and banging Summer Glau when she is a Terminator that you sent back in time is fine. :)