kerplunk!!

[squeezums]

Dont ya just hate it when your taking a shit and it falls in water splashes up on your ass?

[smeegs]

It's worse when you're on a construction site using a port o john fifty other guys are using and that happens. Two words: blue water.

[Wood Dragon]

My worst is when you flush some toilets and the water rises and touches your balls.

[Tablefor5]

It's like a surprise bidet!!!