What Would You Rather...

[JesusMartinez]

I heard a game at a dinner party called what would you rather, basically you have to choose one of the options then ask your own what would you rather.

I'll Start it.


What would you rather do:

Swallow your Dad's Load if it was given to you in a cup and not out of his dick....

or.....

Go down on your mom until she cums....

[Stl]

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I would be stuck swalling my dads load my mom passed away. :confused: :confused:

Would you rather

Fuck and 400 pound woman

or

Have a 120 pound girl with a strap on pound you in the ass, and jerk you off at the same time.

[LingeringLonger]

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That's easy, the whale eye is a one way street...Fuck the fattie

Would you rather...

Spend 1 year in jail labeled as a kid toucher

or

Walk through Compton with a "I Hate N*****S" sign on a Saturday night

[Another.Stoopid.Ho.]

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Nice Die Hard 3 reference. At first i thought i could handle dykey prison but then i realized id rather get raped by some huge black dicks.

Ok, would you rather....

Have sex with Whoopi Goldberg

or

watch your brother and mom have sex with Whoopi Goldberg

[RvP]

I would totally bang Whoopie, and id enjoy it because sex is sex in my book

Would you rather

1, get fucked in the ass by pee wee herman

2, have pee wee herman shoot his load in your eye

the floor is yours

[goonarms]

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2... seems less gay... posibly could happen by accident a lot more than 1

Would you rather

1. Watch your girlfriend/wife be DP'ed by random guys

Or

2. Have your girlfriend/wife watch you being fucked by a random man

[Choppie]

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I'm not stingy, I'd go for the guys railing my wife....hell, maybe it stop her from bitching so much.


Would you rather...

Get kicked in the nuts with a gold cleat.

or...

Let Butterbean punch you in the face.

[LingeringLonger]

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Butterbean easily...I do want kids...

Would you rather...

Get blown by a midget tranny in Macys window in Times Square during Christmas.

or...

Get dragged through a field of broken glass, then thrown into a pool of Lemon Juice.

[Shasturbator]

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I'll take a BJ any day....

Would you rather...

Have the large end of a baseball bat shoved up your ass

or...

Have a standard size Bic Ink Pen shoved up your dick hole?

[toolman]

Bat up ass. I don't thank you can recuperate after a pen up your pee hole.


would you

rather fuck a dog's ass or a dog's pussy

[TylerB]

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Which one is the bad choice? I'd do both.

Would you rather cut off your own dick with a butter knife or

Be Fran Drescher?

[StickmanToTheRescue]

I dont know who Fran Drescher is, but I dont think anyone would want to cut off their dick with a butter knife. So I'd rather be Fran Drescher.

Would you rather :

F*ck the "Crust Pizza" chick (everyone has heard of her, no?)

Be Chyna's sex slave (check the porn reviews on www.somethingawful.com)

[BubbleBoy]

I've never heard of the crust pizza girl, so I'll take Chyna.

Would you rather:

Have the '10' girl, who'll hang on your every whim, screw you anywhere, anytime, any way, supply you with free beer and cigarettes/weed, but has an 8" dick and no pussy;

or

Have the homely chubby girl, who'll drain you of every dime, nags you to an early grave, but cooks you dinner every night while you watch the hockey game. Sex is rare, and not wholly satisfying. But at least she hasn't got a dick.

[mathiaswvu]

fat chicks need lovin too

would you rather eat a jelly doughnut filled with puss and hair or

never wipe your ass with paper, only bare hand

[SH587]

Eh. I'd stomach the doughnut since it was a once and life time thing.

Would you rather:

Be Roseanne Barr's sex slave

or

Rosie O'Donnell's sex slave?

[gramcraccr]

Id Rather Be Rosie's Sex Slave. Barr Is Jus Fuckin Gorss


Would You Rather Have Halle Berry Piss And Shit All Over Your Body And Beast Fuck You In The Ass With A Strap-on

Or

Fuck A Hot Chick's (freshly Dead) Corpse

[lamakk]

freshly dead chick would still be warm...assuming she died of natural causes and not some freakish accident that left her to hideous to fuck...

Would you rather have an invisible dick...

Or one that turns green and tears out of your clothing like the hulk every time you get an erection?

[Profusler]

Well you could stick an invisible dick just about anywhere, while on the other hand an incredible hulk cock would be great for cock slapping bitches...im torn...

anyhows,

Would you rather be a prison tat artist that specializes in taint tats or...

Eat spaghetti out of a used colostomy bag?

[bastardry]

I think I'd rather be the prison tat artist, because few people with fuck with you while you have a needle that close to their balls and asshole. Besides, you could draw some clever shit, like "if you can read this, don't forget to tickle my balls" or "a little pinky action never hurt!"

Now, would you rather...

Lick clean a cup used for "2 girls 1 cup" between Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie

or

Walk/Shuffle around the infield of Yankee's Stadium in a Red Sox jersey with your pants around your ankles and a A-Rod jersey shoved up your ass while a game is being played!

[jhoneys]

considering that the "shit" used in 2 Girls 1 Cup wasn't real and would in turn be put into Paris' and Nicole's ass, I'd choose that, since I'd stick my tongue in either one of their asses as it is.

now...would you rather

Have Janet Reno (click here (http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/blackplasticbag/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/msreno3.jpg) to see her pic if you don't know what she looks like) ride your face for an hour after not showering for a week

OR

Use your tongue as toilet paper for Kim Kardashian for the duration of her diarrhea caused by Indian (dot not feather) food?

[Beatrix Kiddo]

I'd rather use my tongue as t.p. for Kim Kardashian.
Would you rather...(I haven't read all of these, so I hope it's not a repeat)

Orgasm once every 10 seconds..

or

Only have an orgasm every 10 years?

[randomhoudini]

Every ten years. It'd suck during the wait but the release would be epic.

Would you rather wear the skin of a dead man like a suit (Ed Gein style) for an hour

OR

Be registered as a sex offender for the rest of your life?

[MrD666]

I would rather wear the skin of a dead man, like Ed Gein, than be registered as a sex offender. With those crazy religion loving fuckers saying shit like say a prayer and don't swear at me and all of that crap... NAH ;) the skin works for me.

So Would You Rather:

1. Drink a Bloody Mary made from the menstruation blood of a donkey...

...Or...

2. Drink a warm Lemonade made from the piss of a homeless man in NYC...

[jo_dile]

BUMP! :D This guy wasnt a thread killer was he? :D lols

[MEGADOUCHE]

Be fisted by Shasta?

or

Read jack Handey quotes?

[goonarms]

Read Jack Handey Quotes.

Would you rather release a sex tape of yourself Verne Troyer

Or

Would you rather release a sex tape of yourself Manute Bol

[wildebeast71]

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I would look huge next to him.

While in front of you buddies, and you can't explain your choice to them, Would you rather take home and rail the Hot chick with Herpes

or
Would you rather take the fat ugly one?