Desperate In Sahara

[Gambas]

This is a plea for help.
i am living in riyadh, saudi arabia for more than a year now and i haven't had any since i stepped a foot in this place.
however, i believe that there will be a girl who shares with me the same circumstances.
this is for her, we can have sex.
Peace

[not~ted]

I recommend leaving the Saudi Arabia.

[Suavechef]

Just throw the option out there....who knows she may go for it.

[serafina]

Yeah, I don't think there is a big singles market out there. Probably got a few hookers around. Might not be as hard as you think.

[pantymonster]

What? There's no Craigslist for Saudi Arabia?

[serafina]

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You might want to offer more than just sex. Not many chicks are down to fuck a stranger, especially one off a website for creeps. You may want to throw a dinner date in there or something.

[lefthandblack]

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Yeah, everybody wants to have dinner with a creep, you know!

[serafina]

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I'm just trying to give him some help. I feel for the dude.

[Gambas]

well, i know how few the odds are that somebody answers this plea. but as i said "Desperate" :D

Dinner is there n all the condition n i cook too :D

Thx for the feedback though ;)

[thermos]

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I'd suggest sucking another saharan cock or washing their car (camel?). Chicks dig it.

[Randal Graves]

I thought the Sahara was in Africa and Saudi Arabia was in the Middle East.

[thermos]

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hahaha...good call. Perhaps our frustrated friend.....in his fruitless pursuit of pussy has wandered into the barren deserts of africa? That's just a pussy oasis, dude....don't fuck it, it's a probably a prickly cactus.

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[Sean of the Dead]

im in Iraq, we have hookers here, but they are all f-ing chinese

[Randal Graves]

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excellent...I knew 4th grade geography would come in handy someday.


I would just get a whore. I have a hard time believing there is any place or earth you can't get a woman to fuck you for money.

If that doesn't work there has to be a slutty camel around.

[serafina]

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So that settles it. Chinese hooker time. Problem solved. It'll probably be cheaper than a dinner date anyway.

[Boon]

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So would you like to fuck me before or after dinner?

[TheSNakE]

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sounds like a paradise:-)

[Sean of the Dead]

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yes on paper it does sound nice, in reality they are not the gymnastics team from 2004 (must be legal, this isnt bangkok). Everyone knows they are here and all you hear is negative comments, its no good.

As far as Mr. Sahara goes, I think he is full of shit. Here is why, first if they had prostitutes in the bible then you pretty much expect them everywhere - it is the worlds oldest profession. Second - working in the middle east is not safe, except for Dubai. In Saudi westerners cannot walk the streets, we are locked in compounds that are comparable to resorts and prisons at the same time.

[serafina]

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How about a little mouth action before dinner? Your penis can act as my amuse-bouche.

[Boon]

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Oh, I appreciate your vocabulary. I'm quite the cunning linguist myself.

[serafina]

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So you're good with your mouth?

[Boon]

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More so with the tongue.

[Frothy Afterbirth]

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You're shit out of luck. No woman in Saudi will go for it unless your living some private housing compound with nothing but western workers where I believe the women to men ratio is near zero. There is no luck bagging the locals. If you're caught, it will mean you will lashed a hundred times or so and put in prison for the next 10 years where you will most definitely tortured or raped. She will either be stoned to death or beheaded by the sword.

Your best bet is to get your ass to Dubai where the sex slave trade runs rampant with E. Euro and SE Asian hookers. Good luck trying not to catch AIDS. Maybe you'll get lucky with European tourists at the resorts there.

[serafina]

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See there is hope.

[jchutch2]

Yeah...to get around their law, some of their "brothels" actually have someone who marries the hooker and dude, then he just divorces her when it's done. Quite fucking convenient.

[Boon]

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Holy shit, now there's an idea for American marriage!

[jchutch2]

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Make it a check form.

Annulment Options:

[ ] When cum hits eye
[ ] At first moment of sobriety
[ ] Receipt of room service bill

[Boon]

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Don't forget:

[ ] Realization that new wife possesses penis

[jchutch2]

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Hell no. If you were too big a dumb fuck to check that before hand, you deserve it. :D

[Gambas]

well, alot of enthusiasm has been floating around:)

well as for the camels n cocks advices, thanks but not my lot.

as for the services of hookers, if i have a contact i wudn't be spending time around here, am i !!! but thx

anyhow
fuck it