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strizay1
01-08-2009, 01:53 PM
This is my first post. Usually I just lurk around, but now I need some help. I was just browsing around random porn sites checking out the free samples they offer and came across this girl. I can't remember where I found this, and I would like to see some more of her "work". If any of you guys recognize her please let me know. Thanks.

http://www.mediafire.com/?mdttdyylwzr

DAS
01-08-2009, 02:47 PM
Well, it's my cock, I thought that was your sister, but this is definitely the wrong thread... Try posting in the porn section, plenty of well seasoned pervs in there...

SirLongFoot
01-08-2009, 02:59 PM
There's plenty of seasoned pervs in here too, it just that most dont want to blindly click on the noob's link.

maxbailey
01-08-2009, 03:12 PM
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Hmm, so it's only when you need us that you post?


LOL!

strizay1
01-08-2009, 05:07 PM
I expected some dumb ass comments, and you guys didn't let me down.

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 05:10 PM
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Shut the fuck up you cunt.

velvet_skin
01-08-2009, 05:22 PM
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well WTF do u expect?!
out of 3 fucking billion women, and a fair amount of them doing porn, you fixate on a one anonymous slut?!
it;s like falling in love with a prostitute.
and not you, you. there are oozes like u on every forum.
you are a last generation douche.

there.
i'm a girl by the way... HAY. i love yea <3 :rolleyes:

SirLongFoot
01-08-2009, 05:23 PM
Velvet, I like how you let him down gently :D

n2tattoos.lol
01-08-2009, 05:24 PM
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fucking hell, n00bs continue to display amazing amounts of stupidity. you even mentioned you're a longtime lurker...have you never seen what we do to n00bs? what made you think you were any different? now go back to lurking. and never...ever...post here again. ass.

Carlos Spicy Wiener
01-08-2009, 05:24 PM
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But she said she loved me and that she hasn't felt this way about any of her tricks. She said I was special.

bexxx
01-08-2009, 05:25 PM
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Go back to wanking with your mommy's panties and gtfo

dogstain
01-08-2009, 05:25 PM
JHC Dude. If you want help, at least post a picture of her and not some random MF link.

velvet_skin
01-08-2009, 05:26 PM
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he caught me in a bad mood :p

not even that..he doesn't even bother taking a damn screenshot. i have to waste time and download the clip?!
what, he rub my bunions or some?!

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precisely

i love it how we all think alike :D

SirLongFoot
01-08-2009, 05:27 PM
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Exactly. There is no way I'm clicking on some random link posted by a noob. Hell I wont click on most links posted by most you sumbitches. :D you know, just in case.

DAS
01-08-2009, 05:27 PM
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Yep. He's right, She called him Special Ed... Yay, I got Mail, Yay!

DSF Guest 7
01-08-2009, 05:27 PM
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From your first post, I assumed you were just some message board bot plugging a website. I'm disappointed to see you're a very real homo.

velvet_skin
01-08-2009, 05:31 PM
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:D i call them homofapiens

strizay1
01-08-2009, 07:12 PM
fucking cowards. talk all that shit you want behind your monitor and keyboard pussies. If you saw me in real live I fucking guarantee you wouldn't be so bold. fucking guarantee it. fucking shit talking pussies. fucking cowards

FortySuz&Two
01-08-2009, 07:18 PM
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that's the funniest shit i've heard all day

strizay1
01-08-2009, 07:21 PM
why is it funny. I'm not here to amuse you

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 07:22 PM
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Apparently you're here to bore us.

satan666
01-08-2009, 07:23 PM
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Nachos, you crack me the fuck up sometimes :D

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 07:25 PM
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I do what I can. :cool:

FortySuz&Two
01-08-2009, 07:26 PM
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well that's too bad now ain't it

dogstain
01-08-2009, 07:36 PM
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Let's see...

You're not here to amuse us.
You're not here to post porn.
You're not here to post music.
You're not here to show us your tits.

Remind us why you're here.

DAS
01-08-2009, 07:38 PM
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I'll eat your babies you fucking noobfest...It's the fucking internet you douche, stop dreaming of Jay & Silent Bob and, know your role and shut your fucking piehole, Bitch.

I'm reminded of a phrase....


Dude, We annihilate souls here!

http://imagezap.com/images/lrrnnzvqbvsoprjh83mp.jpg (http://imagezap.com/)

strizay1
01-08-2009, 07:44 PM
anyway, so none of you fucks still living with your moms no who that whore is? I thought this would be the place to ask since most of you can only see naked sluts in porn. I thought I was gonna get a full bio with links. I didn't come here to get into some closet homosexual battle with guys whose palms are so blistered they can't even take a piss without jacking off. I just wanted a little help finding out who one of the cum dumpsters I actually thought was attractive was. But you know, whatever. That link had 62 hits since I posted it.

strizay1
01-08-2009, 07:45 PM
how can you still talk with your throat all stretched out from the monsterous cock your dad made you swallow. little beeeeetch.

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 07:46 PM
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You sir are an unfunny douche.

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 07:47 PM
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Who are you talking to?

DAS
01-08-2009, 07:48 PM
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If you had taken the time to READ my first fucking post you may have had enough fucking brain cells left in that huge wind tunnel on top of your fucking neck to post it in the porn section to see if you could get an answer.

Now beat it before your mom gets upset and stops sucking my cock.

Soze
01-08-2009, 08:06 PM
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z254/mfindian52/noob.jpg

???????????

did the noob just flame himself?


anyways fuck this thread, i'm going to do something productive with my time and make some busey photoshops

satan666
01-08-2009, 08:19 PM
i like watching you guys flame the n00bs...it makes my day

Busey Photoshops FTW Soze!!!:D

Bam-Bam
01-08-2009, 08:26 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/bdo9r4.jpg

rockdude82
01-08-2009, 08:27 PM
If there ever was an award for "Stupidest/funniest thread started by a noob" this would definently be a contender.

FortySuz&Two
01-08-2009, 08:27 PM
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awww look at his little midget feet

carajas
01-08-2009, 08:31 PM
Talking about midgets....

Eric the Midget @ the Bunny Rach with Air Force Amy :D
http://i44.tinypic.com/mlpm2s.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/bgbama.jpg

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 08:33 PM
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Dude I fucking love when Eric the Midget calls up the Howard Stern Show, it makes my day listening to him get so pissed off!

jizzay
01-08-2009, 08:39 PM
wow nice double standard. Strizay, the link is dead. Pm me the link and I will see if I know who it is.

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 08:41 PM
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JIZZAY'S BACK!!!!







...or was he here the whole time?

jizzay
01-08-2009, 08:43 PM
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I was lurking around. Just didn't want to post anything

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 08:44 PM
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OOOOOOOOOOOHH really??

jizzay
01-08-2009, 08:45 PM
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yep. really!

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 08:46 PM
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Well, that's evidence enough for me... CASE CLOSED

jizzay
01-08-2009, 08:47 PM
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I could have lied and said nope. But whatever.

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 08:49 PM
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CASE RE-OPENED?

satan666
01-08-2009, 08:50 PM
^^^ Bwahahahahahahaha...breathe....hahhahaha:D

jizzay
01-08-2009, 08:50 PM
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nope. Dude why are you yelling?

FortySuz&Two
01-08-2009, 08:51 PM
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how's it going jizz

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 08:52 PM
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I DON'T KNOW Maybe I should lower my voice.

jizzay
01-08-2009, 08:53 PM
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it's going.

jizzay
01-08-2009, 08:53 PM
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see isn't that better?

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 08:54 PM
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Yeah, I think I'll use my indoor voice from now on.

FortySuz&Two
01-08-2009, 08:54 PM
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same here. it's been a rough couple of days.

jizzay
01-08-2009, 08:55 PM
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that always sucks.

jizzay
01-08-2009, 08:55 PM
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oh Lucas, you are a witty one.

FortySuz&Two
01-08-2009, 08:56 PM
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eh it'll be alright. whatcha been upto?

jizzay
01-08-2009, 08:59 PM
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enjoying my vacation

FortySuz&Two
01-08-2009, 08:59 PM
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nice.

jo_dile
01-08-2009, 09:01 PM
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I need a vacation....that sounds like a good idea. :)

Tablefor5
01-08-2009, 10:11 PM
i already have my vacations planned out for the year...gives me something to look forward to at work so I don't go postal

jizzay
01-08-2009, 10:12 PM
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me too. My next one is July...going to Wrigley

Tablefor5
01-08-2009, 10:18 PM
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did you go anywhere on this vacation?

jizzay
01-08-2009, 10:20 PM
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hell no, I haven't even started my car since sunday.

DSF Guest 7
01-08-2009, 10:25 PM
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Cubs fan, Jizz?

jizzay
01-08-2009, 10:38 PM
Nope!

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 10:50 PM
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Are you a fan of the Brewers, Braves, Cardinals, Reds or Astros?

jizzay
01-08-2009, 10:52 PM
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I am very proud to say Reds.

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 10:53 PM
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July 24-26, very nice.

jizzay
01-08-2009, 10:55 PM
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yep I will be in the bleachers...look for the two morons with Reds jerseys getting beer thrown at them.

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 10:58 PM
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I never understood the concept of buying an outrageously priced beer just to throw it at someone.

jizzay
01-08-2009, 10:59 PM
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dude, they are cubs fans. Not the classiest or smartest of the fan groups.

n2tattoos.lol
01-08-2009, 11:01 PM
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no shit. piss in the empty cup, then throw it.

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 11:01 PM
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Yeah, they're the same retards that throw home run balls back on the field. They should be shot.

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 11:02 PM
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EXACTLY!

Soze
01-08-2009, 11:03 PM
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have you ever been to wrigley before? plenty of absolute jackasses but it's still a ton of fun especially when you're sporting an opposing team jersey:D

jizzay
01-08-2009, 11:08 PM
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nope, this will be my first foray to Moron land. We did Yankee Stadium last year and all they can think of is "Hey _ _ _ sucks." fill in a random player and you will get the experience.

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 11:09 PM
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Congratulations on 3,000 POSTS!!



Yankees suck!

jizzay
01-08-2009, 11:10 PM
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Once again they're not that smart

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I plan on doing it if one of the Cubs homer just to antagonize them.

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 11:12 PM
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I'm pretty sure that would get you killed... or at the very least, anally-raped.

jizzay
01-08-2009, 11:14 PM
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only 3700 more and I will be like N2.:D :D :D

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 11:15 PM
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Fixed that for ya.

jizzay
01-08-2009, 11:15 PM
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That's the plan!! the ass raped, not the killed part

jizzay
01-08-2009, 11:16 PM
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yeah that's what I said. Did you not get the memo, we don't use loser anymore, makes the newbs upset, we use N2 now.

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 11:18 PM
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Well in that case you're doing it right!

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Ouch!

jizzay
01-08-2009, 11:19 PM
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That's what he said!!


The first time, then he loosened up!

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 11:20 PM
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That must have been a sight.

jizzay
01-08-2009, 11:24 PM
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ever seen a donkey show? kinda like that except he kept trying to get away from me. And I refused to HeeHaw for him.

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 11:25 PM
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I know what you mean, I had that exact thing at my 18th birthday party!

bexxx
01-08-2009, 11:37 PM
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would we be to busy vomiting?

jizzay
01-08-2009, 11:41 PM
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damn, N2 gets around huh?

nachos1345
01-08-2009, 11:42 PM
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Oh boy, does he ever!

bexxx
01-08-2009, 11:47 PM
Mr. Jizz we missed you!

bouncerman07
01-28-2009, 12:29 AM
Hello, my name is bouncerman07, and I am a noob. But I gotta say, Str1zay, you aren't doing anything for the cause. Damn.

n2tattoos.lol
01-28-2009, 12:43 AM
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you, sir, are full of fail.

satan666
01-28-2009, 12:53 AM
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Werd Nachos!! he thinks just cuz i am drunk on a tuesday night that he can have his way with me!!

HALP!



...btw ggod to see ya here dude:)

jo_dile
01-28-2009, 12:54 AM
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shhhhhh.....just close your eyes and enjoy it....shhhhhh :D

n2tattoos.lol
01-28-2009, 01:54 AM
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that's what i keep sayin'! stop clenching!